Joking apart, it seems to be fun. I wouldn‘t mind trying it, but for the moment, I can only think that is something special about just using the wind. Perhaps prejudice.
by watching the video of your new kite, I could believe this, it moves so fast that the other kites in the video seem to be static but perhaps it is due to your very fast board and skills ?
Two years ago while kitefoiling my board broke and my foil sunk to the bottom of the sea, I had no gps, I tried to remember the place where I was by taking various land references... but it didn't work