North: we'll never make bow kites
Caution: faster, smrter, i mean sm-a-rter
Slingshot: beer bong, spliff, punch on
BEST: hype, hype, hype, tits out
Peter Lynn: metamucil, volvo, depends, retiree, pension
Flysurfer: quality, performance, superiority complex, $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$