Hey Troll you.

Im interested in buying a new kite and I dont know the problems with all the latest radical shapes.

I well know the traditional kites.

Yeh its easy finding girls in other parts of the world. It must be difficult in Melbourne.
Last time I passed through there all I saw was a bunch of gay looking guys and bearded women.

Natural selection will sort you out.

Why are you disappointed I have a girlfriend? Are you a gaybow

Its a shame you didnt drown kook.

All the companies making kites with bridles have problems. It became evident to me when I bought the first xbow and it inverted. The bridle then tangled and caused uncontrollable death loops dragging my exgirlfriend 50m up the beach. She didnt like kiteboarding and we broke up. Ever since Im antibri...

The simplest built kites are the strongest.
The truth is the rest of the construction is all marketing for people like kitepower to sell to dumbows.

Simplier the kite/less sewings/zero bridles, the less chance for the kite to fark up.

All the companies making kites with bridles. I bought the first xbow and it inverted. :roll: The bridle then tangled and caused uncontrollable death loops dragging my exgirlfriend 50m up the beach. She didnt like kiteboarding and we broke up. Ever since Im antibridle cause its false marketing, and p...

The world is your oyster, almost everything is a light wind kite for you!
Try the hellfish, they used walking feet machines and apparently the UV sticky tape was good on the seams.

So pretty much every kite on the market is toughest. No thats completely wrong. Only the stuff kitepower sells is the strongest because of some piss weak UV restistant sticky tape reason. Sticky tape and walking feet machines aren't going to help ya kite when it cracks the water in 25knots attached...

Yeh this idiot from kitepower is a sales man not a sails man.

I bet he rides bow kites too.