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Hey Fo, where did you go?

Postby kjelleren » Tue May 13, 2003 9:34 pm

Hey fo,
Where did you go?
Your poetry graces
this site no mo

Curious

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Postby Kitedude » Tue May 13, 2003 11:53 pm

don't encourage him!!!!!

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Postby fokiten » Thu May 15, 2003 5:17 pm

Hi Kjelleren,
I am busy kiting, It's been OK,, our usual whether pattern is fuked up so it has been gusty, had some good sessions though, Thanks for asking about me, I have become bored with this forum, same old shit, plus the fuckwads are less and less creative, just no fun anymore,,mm,,I am posting on a poetry forum,,kicking butt and taken names,,Damn, they never seen anything like your pal fo,, slinging shit and cracken wise, they really don't know what to do about me,,Im having a blast,,Big smile
Hey you have a good season
fo
Ps kitedude,I'll leave you in charge Lets see something
decent out of you for a change,, fuc-wad-junior mo-fo
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Postby Blow Me » Thu May 15, 2003 5:42 pm

:bye: Hi Fo.

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Postby fokiten » Wed May 21, 2003 3:52 pm

Blow Me wrote::bye: Hi Fo.
Hey Blow Me, nice to hear from you, OK dude tell me are you kicking ass yet? Is the kite your bitch now? Are you going big,,ehh?
tell fo all about it
hi everybody
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Postby kjelleren » Wed May 21, 2003 5:08 pm

HE has returned from the wilderness. Did the poetry forum get nasty? I have never ventured there, but am wondering if there is as much attitude as you can find here. Me, I'm a performance artist kind of guy. Go up in the air, perform something, and come down. That says it all.

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Postby Blow Me » Thu May 22, 2003 3:00 am

Hey Blow Me, nice to hear from you, OK dude tell me are you kicking ass yet? Is the kite your bitch now? Are you going big,,ehh?
tell fo all about it
Not as good as I want to be, hopefully next summer will be the sh!t. Live 5 minutes to the beach now, so that will be good, better then an hour. :thumb:

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Postby fokiten » Fri May 23, 2003 5:19 pm

Hey Blow Me,
No worries, the quality of the wind is the biggest help, or hurt, in steady wind fo kicks butt, when it's gusty, I suck! Be sure you're giving your self the best chance, giving yourself the best wind, is the key, you'll get their,,,
Fo


Kjelleren, Hey,
To answer your question: Yeah it got nasty, but damn fo feeds on nasty, here's a taste: This gal attacked fo for the comma thing,,,,you know,,,,that comma thing of mine!!
It started a limerick war,

Amberasarose (amb) is her screen name, I'm fopoetry, (fo)

Amb's,,,
There once was a person
who botched every verse, an'
each little comma
is causing me trauma,
as it just gets worse and worsen.

Fo's,,,,
To aid you in mending your fences
I’ll not argue so much as present this
I do not try
To muddy your eye
It’s you that lay claim to offences...

Amb's,,,
He struggles to compose it,
and everybody knows it,
We say, as we should,
that he's not very good,
but then the man goes on and show it!

I simply cannot resist
this absolute need to persist
For, just as you started,
I'll finish, whole-hearted,
until you are royally pissed!

My, what a weighty limerick,
does it compensate for your feeble dick?
Oh, what poor luck,
as a poet, you suck,
is that why the phallus must stick?

Fo's,,
Hi amb,
That’s not very limeriky
It’s more like this

To engage in a battle of wits
It’s important to study what fits
Insults are fine
But you suffer in time
And so sound the unfortunate bitch...


Amb's,,,
There once was a man with no tongue,
with a sad song forever unsung,
But, unfortunately,
that's not fopoetry,
whose mouth projects drivelling dung.

Fo's,,,
Blow-hard amber-as-a-rose is
Decided her business was fo-es'
She slammed the poor fellow
with cat calls so yellow
that her pigs now cover their noses!

It's like that,,,smile
fokiten


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