Maybe he's got the wrong guy. My personal productivity drops off dramatically with an increase in ambient windspeed -- sort of like an inverse fan-curve, and the advent of live web-cams and satellite forecasting have crippled what little I was able to achieve in an average workday. Not the ideal employee, especially in your part of the country.
Plus I've got some obligations at the moment, which I will no doubt be relieved of once my employers discover the hours I waste thinking, reading and writing about kiting.
Give my best to Sparky, keep up the clever posts.