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What is fokiten's day job?

Postby soul heeler » Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:45 pm

It's tempting to think he's retired but the way he's "plugged in" (he'll be the first to respond) should tell us he's bonded to a desk.

Fokiten has suggested he's an important award winning literary fellow while others have suggested he's a couch potato with a computer or an asylum inmate with an ocean view.

I'm most influenced by his turn of phrase
fokiten wrote: In an earlier thread I said of those, those with the shar-penned pointy teeth, who'd rent the very flesh of fellow man to suckle solo off a sleeping teat.

"They're all Black-hearted Bastards all the time."

A strife of interests, masquerading as a contest of principles.
You can't just come out with this shit unless you are fully immersed in the old fart Bard's world.

This is why I think he's a high school drama/ English literature teacher who has to hash through Shakespeares plays day after day, year after year (working at Rattlesnake Plains High School, Az).

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Postby windyboy » Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:49 pm

His day job is to post shit here on kite forum. 8)

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Postby RideLow » Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:49 pm

Its tempting to thing that he is a ;

Retired award winning literary couch potato with a computer in an asylum with an ocean view?

8)

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Postby sq225917 » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:03 pm

i think it's fair to assume that whatever fo's day job is, it involves working away from home or shift work..

so he's either a petty criminal or a drugs mule....

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Postby chemosavi » Thu Dec 29, 2005 10:12 pm

I know for a fact that Fo is a semi-retired foreign journalist that was injured in the line of duty who collects disability ins. and kites on a small lake in South Dakota.

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Postby sq225917 » Thu Dec 29, 2005 11:51 pm

but does fo know that, or does he still think he's in NAM...

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Postby fokiten » Thu Dec 29, 2005 11:55 pm

I was paid to go back home and putter round the grounds...

But I'm still in the market and will entertain new offers.

Who'll start the bidding at a quiver of kites?

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Postby trey3 » Thu Dec 29, 2005 11:59 pm

FO.....ENLIGHTEN YOUR KINDRED SPIRITS....BRUDDAHS OF THE WIND WANT TO KNOW......

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Postby dazza5172 » Fri Dec 30, 2005 1:16 am

Fo would without doubt be in one of these roles:

1. Customer service

2. Customer complaints

or both in which he would exceed all expectations

Dazza :wink:

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Postby trey3 » Fri Dec 30, 2005 1:34 am

FO DOES NOT WORK....HE CONSULTS KITERS


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