I'm having my friend that's a graphic designer/screenprinter put on the sides in huge font:
They might even fall for it if you spelt it right
Spelling it SPAULDING
is to pay homage to the movie CADDYSHACK
and part of the joke son.
Oh and @ nikalaitzian:
You are incorrect sir. The airline can and will go through your bags, personal belongings, clothing, equipment and even search your anus if they even remotely suspect you of anything. It's their right to protect the airline and the other passengers. Since 9/11 it's accept it or don't fly, pretty simple. When they ask you what's in the bag is mostly for the additional charges they can spring on you if you answer incorrectly. Any response with BOARD is going to get your wallet roundhoused with extra charges. It sucks yeah, but just play the game as best you can. Look presentable, be courteous, be organized with your ticket/documents and be friendly. It's at the baggage agent's discretion to stick you or give you a pass. Work it.