Contact   Imprint   Advertising   Guidelines

Kiteboarding as a girl hunting tool

forum for kitesurfers


User avatar
perroloco
Frequent Poster
Posts: 239
Joined: Thu May 08, 2008 3:08 am
Kiting since: 2008
Local Beach: Acapulco, San Diego
Favorite Beaches: Acapulco, San Diego
Style: freeride
Gear: Slingshot Turbo 2 17m-14m-11m-9m-7m, Nobile 666 143 Ext, Nobile 666 135, UG 132, UG 128, Mako wide 150, LF Rawson 5'10''
Brand Affiliation: None

Kiteboarding as a girl hunting tool

Postby perroloco » Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:39 am

Kiteboarding can give you the rockstar edge at the beach. When properly managed it can be very rewarding. Add your experience and techniques when you use kiteboarding as bait for women.

mdmaui
Medium Poster
Posts: 198
Joined: Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:46 am
Kiting since: 5
Local Beach: Maui
Style: freeride
Gear: Globe
Brand Affiliation: Globe

Re: Kiteboarding as a girl hunting tool

Postby mdmaui » Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:55 am

Holy shit. I thought I had heard it all. go kill yourself

mike dubs
Frequent Poster
Posts: 311
Joined: Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:28 am
Kiting since: 2000
Local Beach: southend, whitstable, camber
Favorite Beaches: west end of camber sands
Style: Surf
Gear: FireWire, BWS drifter, nobble skim board, 12/9/7 bandit 5's
Brand Affiliation: None

Re: Kiteboarding as a girl hunting tool

Postby mike dubs » Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:00 am

what a complete nice person!!!!

User avatar
Feng
Very Frequent Poster
Posts: 1063
Joined: Wed Mar 02, 2005 8:37 am
Kiting since: 0
Local Beach: Franceville, normandie, france
Favorite Beaches: beauduc south of france
Gear: Cab 13 SB, Cab 9 Xbow, Cab 8 2013 SB
Brand Affiliation: None
Location: France

Re: Kiteboarding as a girl hunting tool

Postby Feng » Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:08 am

perroloco wrote:Kiteboarding can give you the rockstar edge at the beach. When properly managed it can be very rewarding. Add your experience and techniques when you use kiteboarding as bait for women.


Real riders enjoy when the sand is flying above the beach and when the water is covered with white cap. In those conditions, you do not see at lot of babes in sexy bikini on the beach.

Useless riders enjoy the medium conditions when closed to the shore, they can try miserably the latest handpas they found in a video on youtube. Useless riders go inside to the swimming zones as close as possible to the babes in sexy bikini on the beach.

Useless riders are responsible for complains from other beach users that lead to kite bans which forbit real riders to launch.

Which side are you ?

User avatar
Kamikuza
Very Frequent Poster
Posts: 4580
Joined: Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:49 am
Local Beach: Sabae Beach
Favorite Beaches: Ol' Stinky
Gear: This, that, the other

Re: Kiteboarding as a girl hunting tool

Postby Kamikuza » Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:21 am

Kevin? Kevin is that you? :lol:

User avatar
Toby
Very Frequent Poster
Posts: 33192
Joined: Mon Sep 24, 2001 1:00 am
Kiting since: 2000
Local Beach: Cumbuco, Brazil
Barra do Cauipe, Brazil
Style: Airstyle
Gear: Rebel 2015 18
Brand Affiliation: None.
Location: World (KF Admin)
Contact:

Re: Kiteboarding as a girl hunting tool

Postby Toby » Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:14 pm

do you take your kitegear into a nightclub?

User avatar
Chillbay
Frequent Poster
Posts: 384
Joined: Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:55 am
Kiting since: 2008
Local Beach: Camber
Greatstone
St Mary's Bay
Style: Freeride/Freestyle ish!
Gear: 8 & 12 mtr RPM's

132 Xenon Laluz, cant afford anything else!
Brand Affiliation: I own a PC so I must be affiliated to Microsoft, I wish :-)
Location: St Mary's Bay

Re: Kiteboarding as a girl hunting tool

Postby Chillbay » Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:25 pm

Come on lads, give the guy a break, we all think we are a bit cool doing this sport, it is a cool sport after all. They way to get their attention though is by dropping a kite on their head, that normily start's the conversation, it works for me :rollgrin: :rollgrin: :rollgrin:

g00se
Medium Poster
Posts: 135
Joined: Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:01 pm
Kiting since: 0
Brand Affiliation: None

Re: Kiteboarding as a girl hunting tool

Postby g00se » Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:41 pm

Ignore the haters Perro - best post I've seen in ages :D

It's basically a numbers game. On a night out, tell 100 girls you're a kiteboarder and try convince them you're cool. Out of the 100, 5 may want to still speak to you. One will be stupid enough to go back to your bed where you can play it safe with a go-joe or go throw some crazy unhooked moves down and hope for the best :D

Or plan B.. just let a mate do your dirty work and go pick up the pieces when he fuxxxs up the chat ;)

lucie
Frequent Poster
Posts: 376
Joined: Mon Oct 16, 2006 8:07 pm
Kiting since: 0
Style: freestyle
Gear: Airush Diamond kites and Airush Diamond board.
Location: UK
Contact:

Re: Kiteboarding as a girl hunting tool

Postby lucie » Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:51 pm

perroloco wrote: bait for women.


Really? I have heard it all now.

Mind you, it does sound like, with your social skills, you need all the help you can get.

User avatar
Chillbay
Frequent Poster
Posts: 384
Joined: Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:55 am
Kiting since: 2008
Local Beach: Camber
Greatstone
St Mary's Bay
Style: Freeride/Freestyle ish!
Gear: 8 & 12 mtr RPM's

132 Xenon Laluz, cant afford anything else!
Brand Affiliation: I own a PC so I must be affiliated to Microsoft, I wish :-)
Location: St Mary's Bay

Re: Kiteboarding as a girl hunting tool

Postby Chillbay » Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:05 pm

lucie wrote:
perroloco wrote: bait for women.


Really? I have heard it all now.

Mind you, it does sound like, with your social skills, you need all the help you can get.


lucie, I think it is meant to be a light hearted tongue-in-cheek post not to be taken too seriously, so just join in the fun, unless you actually know him and he’s a bit goo goo la la :naughty: :jump: :naughty:


Return to “Kitesurfing”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Bing [Bot], downunder, foilholio, Yahoo [Bot] and 43 guests