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Postby perroloco » Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:39 am
Kiteboarding can give you the rockstar edge at the beach. When properly managed it can be very rewarding. Add your experience and techniques when you use kiteboarding as bait for women.
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Postby mdmaui » Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:55 am
Holy shit. I thought I had heard it all. go kill yourself
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Postby mike dubs » Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:00 am
what a complete nice person!!!!
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Postby Feng » Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:08 am
perroloco wrote:Kiteboarding can give you the rockstar edge at the beach. When properly managed it can be very rewarding. Add your experience and techniques when you use kiteboarding as bait for women.
Real riders enjoy when the sand is flying above the beach and when the water is covered with white cap. In those conditions, you do not see at lot of babes in sexy bikini on the beach.
Useless riders enjoy the medium conditions when closed to the shore, they can try miserably the latest handpas they found in a video on youtube. Useless riders go inside to the swimming zones as close as possible to the babes in sexy bikini on the beach.
Useless riders are responsible for complains from other beach users that lead to kite bans which forbit real riders to launch.
Which side are you ?
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Postby Kamikuza » Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:21 am
Kevin? Kevin is that you?
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Postby Toby » Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:14 pm
do you take your kitegear into a nightclub?
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Postby Chillbay » Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:25 pm
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Postby g00se » Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:41 pm
Ignore the haters Perro - best post I've seen in ages
It's basically a numbers game. On a night out, tell 100 girls you're a kiteboarder and try convince them you're cool. Out of the 100, 5 may want to still speak to you. One will be stupid enough to go back to your bed where you can play it safe with a go-joe or go throw some crazy unhooked moves down and hope for the best
Or plan B.. just let a mate do your dirty work and go pick up the pieces when he fuxxxs up the chat
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Postby lucie » Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:51 pm
perroloco wrote: bait for women.
Really? I have heard it all now.
Mind you, it does sound like, with your social skills, you need all the help you can get.
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Postby Chillbay » Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:05 pm
lucie wrote:perroloco wrote: bait for women.
Really? I have heard it all now.
Mind you, it does sound like, with your social skills, you need all the help you can get.
lucie, I think it is meant to be a light hearted tongue-in-cheek post not to be taken too seriously, so just join in the fun, unless you actually know him and he’s a bit goo goo la la
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