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Kiteboarding can give you the rockstar edge at the beach. When properly managed it can be very rewarding. Add your experience and techniques when you use kiteboarding as bait for women.

Holy shit. I thought I had heard it all. go kill yourself

what a complete nice person!!!!

perroloco wrote:Kiteboarding can give you the rockstar edge at the beach. When properly managed it can be very rewarding. Add your experience and techniques when you use kiteboarding as bait for women.

Real riders enjoy when the sand is flying above the beach and when the water is covered with white cap. In those conditions, you do not see at lot of babes in sexy bikini on the beach.

Useless riders enjoy the medium conditions when closed to the shore, they can try miserably the latest handpas they found in a video on youtube. Useless riders go inside to the swimming zones as close as possible to the babes in sexy bikini on the beach.

Useless riders are responsible for complains from other beach users that lead to kite bans which forbit real riders to launch.

Which side are you ?

Kevin? Kevin is that you?

do you take your kitegear into a nightclub?

Come on lads, give the guy a break, we all think we are a bit cool doing this sport, it is a cool sport after all. They way to get their attention though is by dropping a kite on their head, that normily start's the conversation, it works for me

Ignore the haters Perro - best post I've seen in ages

It's basically a numbers game. On a night out, tell 100 girls you're a kiteboarder and try convince them you're cool. Out of the 100, 5 may want to still speak to you. One will be stupid enough to go back to your bed where you can play it safe with a go-joe or go throw some crazy unhooked moves down and hope for the best

Or plan B.. just let a mate do your dirty work and go pick up the pieces when he fuxxxs up the chat

perroloco wrote: bait for women.

Really? I have heard it all now.

Mind you, it does sound like, with your social skills, you need all the help you can get.

lucie wrote:

perroloco wrote: bait for women.

Really? I have heard it all now.

Mind you, it does sound like, with your social skills, you need all the help you can get.

lucie, I think it is meant to be a light hearted tongue-in-cheek post not to be taken too seriously, so just join in the fun, unless you actually know him and he’s a bit goo goo la la