Kiteboarding as a girl hunting tool

[Feng]

By looking at your picture I can clearly see in which side you are on. It kinda looks like your best days are long gone. The red helmet, the steaming hot black pants, the pork belly and the noob go - joe at 12psi kinda tell it all. Please don't tell me that the backpack straps that I am looking at your picture mean that you carry your lunch around. Maybe we can all pitch in for your lipo operation and a year supply of viagra. I bet that the last time you got a boner was the summer of 69. I hate to change the subject but is your favorite movie "Gone with the wind"?

The picture was taken in Africa .
The backpack contains water, some money and mobile phone.
The black pants is to avoid sun burn during a long ride. I prefer to look stupid in black during the day than stupid in red during the night. We live in a free world. If you like prefer sun burns, be my guest.
For the helmet, this gives some sun protection on top reducing the risk when launching in small beaches close to palm trees..
And to finish, the advantage of the GoJoe is to avoid doing body dragging in a maze of corail reefs when playing with waves. Again, it is a free world, if you prefer the corail reefs be my guest.
Any other stupid question?

In Europe almost all beaches are closed for kiting during July and August.
And the rest of the year, you do not see a lot of sexy babes on the beaches.

[Anglian]

Feng

I have a question, do you dress like that in the UK? If so your guaranteed to get loads of people at the waters edge pointing and laughing and there will probably be a few women there too.

Nice gay-jo.

[Feng]

Feng
I have a question, do you dress like that in the UK?

No, those days it a 5/3 wetsuit+gloves. On warmer days it is still a 3/2 wetsuit.
It is a free word, you can kite in UK without wetsuit. But I do not think that you will enjoy your time.

Nice gay-jo.

If you prefer to take your chance to get a long intimate relationship with corail reefs in Africa when riding the waves far from the shore this is your choice. It is a free world.

[Toby]

ok, no to heat up the discussion: what would get you laid more: big air grab or low handle pass ???

big Air grab for sure.

I am wondering if those board-offs with the pointy toes have worked for you

I can share some phone numbers! No time to handle it all!

But true: we are too far away to get in touch with the chics! And I rather get airtime than standing on the beach talking to girls!

[perroloco]

By looking at your picture I can clearly see in which side you are on. It kinda looks like your best days are long gone. The red helmet, the steaming hot black pants, the pork belly and the noob go - joe at 12psi kinda tell it all. Please don't tell me that the backpack straps that I am looking at your picture mean that you carry your lunch around. Maybe we can all pitch in for your lipo operation and a year supply of viagra. I bet that the last time you got a boner was the summer of 69. I hate to change the subject but is your favorite movie "Gone with the wind"?

The picture was taken in Africa .
The backpack contains water, some money and mobile phone.
The black pants is to avoid sun burn during a long ride. I prefer to look stupid in black during the day than stupid in red during the night. We live in a free world. If you like prefer sun burns, be my guest.
For the helmet, this gives some sun protection on top reducing the risk when launching in small beaches close to palm trees..
And to finish, the advantage of the GoJoe is to avoid doing body dragging in a maze of corail reefs when playing with waves. Again, it is a free world, if you prefer the corail reefs be my guest.
Any other stupid question?

In Europe almost all beaches are closed for kiting during July and August.
And the rest of the year, you do not see a lot of sexy babes on the beaches.

Feng my friend for God's sake please do not try to justify your looks. You will only make things worse. Trust me on this one pops. Do you really think that looking stupid in Africa or South America realy makes a diference? Don't give UK kiters a bad reputation my dear pork. As a matter of fact you even took the time to explain what your backpack contains. No wonder you are stuck with an ugly nagging old bitch. At least you are honest enough to admit that the black pants make you look stupid. You also mention that the helmet gives you sun protection. I'm kinda guessing you just put it on to hide your bald head. I can't blame you for that one because either way you look like shit. In my personal opinion the construction gloves and the speedo gogles are the icing on the cake. I have to be totally honest with you. I opened a new topic on the forum and it's called "Worst looking kiteboarders" and you landed the grand opening picture.

[Feng]

... Don't give UK kiters a bad reputation my dear pork. As a matter of fact you even took the time to explain what your backpack contains. No wonder you are stuck with an ugly nagging old bitch. At least you are honest enough to admit that the black pants make you look stupid. You also mention that the helmet gives you sun protection. I'm kinda guessing you just put it on to hide your bald head. I can't blame you for that one because either way you look like shit. In my personal opinion the construction gloves and the speedo gogles are the icing on the cake. I have to be totally honest with you. I opened a new topic on the forum and it's called "Worst looking kiteboarders" and you landed the grand opening picture.

How old are you? 12 ? May be 14 ?

[alexrider]

If I were into that, I'd do my new school monkey stuff as near as possible to the beach, and smash myself in the nearest parking lot.

OOh, yeah, think of all the nurses you could pull whilst lying in hospital! Winner!!!!!!!

That's what was implied . You know... their compassionate nature.

[perroloco]

... Don't give UK kiters a bad reputation my dear pork. As a matter of fact you even took the time to explain what your backpack contains. No wonder you are stuck with an ugly nagging old bitch. At least you are honest enough to admit that the black pants make you look stupid. You also mention that the helmet gives you sun protection. I'm kinda guessing you just put it on to hide your bald head. I can't blame you for that one because either way you look like shit. In my personal opinion the construction gloves and the speedo gogles are the icing on the cake. I have to be totally honest with you. I opened a new topic on the forum and it's called "Worst looking kiteboarders" and you landed the grand opening picture.

How old are you? 12 ? May be 14 ?

Did I hurt your feelings? They say that nothing is more painfull than the truth. The older they get the more grumpier they are. You even told Toby to remove the "Worst looking kiteboarder" topic to stop the humiliation. What happened? Couldn't take the heat?How old are you?60? May be 70?

[perroloco]

ok, no to heat up the discussion: what would get you laid more: big air grab or low handle pass ???

big Air grab for sure.

I am wondering if those board-offs with the pointy toes have worked for you

I can share some phone numbers! No time to handle it all!

But true: we are too far away to get in touch with the chics! And I rather get airtime than standing on the beach talking to girls!

And I'd rather get airtime that gets me girls. And to be totaly honest I get plenty of both.

[Trant]

And I'd rather get airtime that gets me girls. And to be totaly honest I get plenty of both.

Must be your humble and self depreciation that makes you so attractive

I had a ridiculously hot girl come up to me as I pumping up my kite and ask if I could teach her to paraglide.
Like any red blooded kiter I replied "Get out the way, you're standing on my lines"