Toby wrote:do you take your kitegear into a nightclub?
Kamikuza wrote:Toby wrote:do you take your kitegear into a nightclub?
I wear my seat harness into the clubs ... the ladies enjoy checking out my sweet package.
By looking at your picture I can clearly see in which side you are on. It kinda looks like your best days are long gone. The red helmet, the steaming hot black pants, the pork belly and the noob go - joe at 12psi kinda tell it all. Please don't tell me that the backpack straps that I am looking at your picture mean that you carry your lunch around. Maybe we can all pitch in for your lipo operation and a year supply of viagra. I bet that the last time you got a boner was the summer of 69. I hate to change the subject but is your favorite movie "Gone with the wind"?Feng wrote:perroloco wrote:Kiteboarding can give you the rockstar edge at the beach. When properly managed it can be very rewarding. Add your experience and techniques when you use kiteboarding as bait for women.
Real riders enjoy when the sand is flying above the beach and when the water is covered with white cap. In those conditions, you do not see at lot of babes in sexy bikini on the beach.
Useless riders enjoy the medium conditions when closed to the shore, they can try miserably the latest handpas they found in a video on youtube. Useless riders go inside to the swimming zones as close as possible to the babes in sexy bikini on the beach.
Useless riders are responsible for complains from other beach users that lead to kite bans which forbit real riders to launch.
Which side are you ?
Toby wrote:ok, no to heat up the discussion: what would get you laid more: big air grab or low handle pass ???
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