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Re: Kiteboarding as a girl hunting tool

Postby POACHER » Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:27 pm

Perro, good post homie and I agree.
To the haters: What is this forum a retirement home for old bitter lesbians?.....lighten up Francis.

To answer your question: Yeah kiting does look cool and may turn a few heads, but it isn't a great thing to mix picking up ladies with in my opinion. As the safety patrol mentioned, you should probably be out far enough from the beach to not be a threat to swimmers and beach goers. So there's that. Secondly, I bet some of us older duffers look like sausages stuffed into too small of casing in our wetsuits........so there's that too. :lol: For me the biggest reason is that I just want to concentrate on ripping/having fun/not killing myself or others while kiting. I can get laid any other time.

I've brought a few girls kiting a couple times and it's a fail/fail.
As mentioned, kiting is good when the wind is ripping which = cold, sandblasted, miserable girl on beach. So as soon as you check in or take a break she will be lobbying to leave. Leaving early isn't an option on windy days.

"Well.............bye."
:bye:

To answer Toby:
I think a big tweaked grab would get more attention. To the average civilian on the beach, they can't tell how hard a switch mobe or 540 handle pass is. Big air has more Oooooooh factor methinks.

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Re: Kiteboarding as a girl hunting tool

Postby Kamikuza » Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:32 pm

Toby wrote:do you take your kitegear into a nightclub?

I wear my seat harness into the clubs ... the ladies enjoy checking out my sweet package.

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Re: Kiteboarding as a girl hunting tool

Postby POACHER » Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:40 pm

Kamikuza wrote:
Toby wrote:do you take your kitegear into a nightclub?

I wear my seat harness into the clubs ... the ladies enjoy checking out my sweet package.


Is that a Dynabar in your pants or are you just happy to be here?

It's a Dynabar.... :lol:

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Re: Kiteboarding as a girl hunting tool

Postby reyrivera » Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:52 pm

I thought it was the other way around since there are a lot more guys than women kiters.

I gave tips to two of my sister's friends who were looking for sport type dudes. I told them to hang out on kite beaches where its windy enough but not too windy for them to be miserable. So they went, they flirted, and now they are each dating kiter dudes.

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Re: Kiteboarding as a girl hunting tool

Postby perroloco » Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:15 pm

Feng wrote:
perroloco wrote:Kiteboarding can give you the rockstar edge at the beach. When properly managed it can be very rewarding. Add your experience and techniques when you use kiteboarding as bait for women.


Real riders enjoy when the sand is flying above the beach and when the water is covered with white cap. In those conditions, you do not see at lot of babes in sexy bikini on the beach.

Useless riders enjoy the medium conditions when closed to the shore, they can try miserably the latest handpas they found in a video on youtube. Useless riders go inside to the swimming zones as close as possible to the babes in sexy bikini on the beach.

Useless riders are responsible for complains from other beach users that lead to kite bans which forbit real riders to launch.

Which side are you ?
By looking at your picture I can clearly see in which side you are on. It kinda looks like your best days are long gone. The red helmet, the steaming hot black pants, the pork belly and the noob go - joe at 12psi kinda tell it all. Please don't tell me that the backpack straps that I am looking at your picture mean that you carry your lunch around. Maybe we can all pitch in for your lipo operation and a year supply of viagra. I bet that the last time you got a boner was the summer of 69. I hate to change the subject but is your favorite movie "Gone with the wind"?
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Re: Kiteboarding as a girl hunting tool

Postby SalmonSlayer » Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:44 pm

Toby wrote:ok, no to heat up the discussion: what would get you laid more: big air grab or low handle pass ???

:bye:


big Air grab for sure.

I am wondering if those board-offs with the pointy toes have worked for you :D

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Re: Kiteboarding as a girl hunting tool

Postby John0 » Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:20 pm

Feng is totally racking up the ladies with that go joe its too stylish :rollgrin:

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Re: Kiteboarding as a girl hunting tool

Postby jakemoore » Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:33 pm

4 new reasons to fly foils:

you can kitesurf in conditions where women come to the beach

delux edition = $$$$

the bridle can act as a net when they try to run away

still perform even soft

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Re: Kiteboarding as a girl hunting tool

Postby Galeltic » Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:47 pm

Or she drug him for lavish life ? :nono:

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Re: Kiteboarding as a girl hunting tool

Postby plummet » Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:32 pm

Well kitesurfing sucks arse for pulling chicks. you rig up then bugger off into the water hundreds of meters away from the sunbathing talent

what you need to do is get a landboard and belt up and down the beach. The chicks love it. they giggle and laugh and wave and ask questions.

You can take a monster foil out in 10-12 knots (the hotties are still on the beach then) and bust out all sorts of back rolls and grabs within meters of your taught bikini clad audience.

Then when they show interest you land your montser kite. pull out the little 2m foil you magically have in your back pack. And proceed to give them a go...

Is that your spreader bar in my back or are you please to see me! hahaha ho ho ho ho.

And before the danger police pipe up. you obviously have to pick an appropriate beach to do this on. landkiting on a beach with 20 000 jam packed people wont work.
My beach is ideal as its about a mile long, 100 meters wide with a cross on wind that allows you to get close to your audience without endangering them....

oh yeah there might be 30-40 people on the beach. most of them hot chicks sun bathing, theres a whole bunch of kite surfers out at sea and one lone landboarder on the beach right in from of them. who do you think they are going to watch/talk too?..

oops now the secrets out. your all going to have to go and buy landboards now.


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