HELLO KEVINTHEKITER!!!!

I'm from south of France.

I'm using a 2010 9m EPIC Screamer. Don't have any problems on it! Even on the bar (no rust stains)
Oh yes I did have to change the depower strap last month.

And there you go: I'm having real fun on it. Great boost, great hangtime!

Had real fun yesterday



I even saw another guy with his 3G Screamer.




So what's wrong with you? Please let this thread CLEAN from our useless negative comments. Once again I'm using this forum to get new info from EPIC. So please could you go on the beach to have fun with you kite because you're getting really boring

It seems so obvious that you've got a personal problem with EPIC. Share it for once with Dimitri (you can mail him he answers really fast ). But keep this thread free from your constant, boring, and annoying posts. I would like to read about EPIC not about Kevinthekiter.

Anyway, I doubt my post won't change your behaviour. But please don't use the forum for your personal problem (maybe!).

Have a great day

Olivier

Hey Oliver. Congratulations on being able to jump with a kite.

Dimitri has asked people to express their views on Epic, good or bad. I'm just pointing out the lack of quality on some parts of the kites and bars. It's what he wants.

Good day to you.

Pointing out or bashing? Because everytime I read your post, I feel you're angry and frustrated! Am I wrong?

Anyway, I won't write anything about you no more Don't like to waste my time. Don't know how you can manage to do so!

Good day to you to!

Kevin, not matter how much you protest, its obvious by the venom you spout that you have an issue with Epic.

I agree with the others its boring to listen too and more than a little annoying. If you have something to say, point it out in a nice way as a question rather than bashing things all the time. That way people might actually listen to your opinion rather than thinking you are just a troll.

Here's the thing Paul.

I am called a hater. Why? Because I don't agree with what is written about the kites and bars? (I don't comment on the boards because I have never seen one). Have I said that the kite is an absolute bag of shit? No. Have I said that the bar is a bag of shit? No. All I have done is pointed out, hopefully to those who may not know any better that Epic kites and bars are average products on the market. There are plenty out there that are better and some that are worse. They will not hold their value as well as many other brands. It's called being objective. When I read this topic and posters that are clearly affiliated with Epic are giving the kites 10/10 on quality then I feel I am justified in pointing out that this is clearly incorrect. Even the most ardent fan of Epic can't honestly say that the bar nor the kite cannot be improved.

You put yourself out there in the way Epic do then expect people (and I am certainly not the only one) to disagree with you. That is all I have done, in an articulate and calm way. I am not frustrated, angry or upset I just believe that the hype is just that hype and the truth is difficult to find in this thread.

Expect the same unbiased and uncompromising opinion when the 4G or whatever they are called come out.

The KevintheKiter character lives for Epic, was created for Epic and would not exist without Epic.
25 posts total, all 25 dedicated to Epic, not one post anywhere else on the forum.
Claims he flys Slingshot RPMs, but claims to like North kites and their quality, you know North, they are the company who has had more bladder failures than any other company in the business.
Has admitted he wants to fly Screamers but can't because his dealer "friend" who sells him the RPMs for cost is not an Epic dealer.
He created Kevin because his tiny balls are too small to do what he does with his normal forum identity. Wouldn't want to get his real identity all dirty.
Poor Kevin, poor sad angry little Kevin.
Set yourself free Kevin!!!!!!... get yourself a nice shiny new Screamer and you can soar like a little birdy.

Clearly you can't read Old and Broken. When did I say I wanted to fly Screamers? Everything I said about Epic kites is true, I wonder how many little white lies have made it into your posts. As for being paid to bash Epic, do you really think a brand like SS would need to do that?

The problem is that you and others like you have your head stuck so far up Dimitri's arse that you cannot see how little credibility your "reviews" have. The way you attack people who disagree with your skewed point of view speaks volumes.

Average kite, poor bar, terrible image.

White lies? ....The whole KevintheKiter character is a lie.
His entire existence for the sole purpose of trying to tear down something that he has no part of? Do you see any Epic kite owners wasting their time over in the RPM threads, complaining about a crappy bridle design?
If you were happy, normal and well adjusted, you would not waste your time, but clearly you are sad about something, ..what is it Kevey? ...why are you so sad, my little man?
Buy a Screamer and set your self free!!...you will soar like a little birdy and will be happy!!!!!

Nothing I have said is untrue Old and Broken, I have viewed this forum for a few years but the Epic pimpfest made me take a bit of action especially since I have first hand experience with them. Look how angry you get replying to my points about the gear from Epic. Read carefully old man, I do not attack the kite, it's my opinion of the Epic products in the Epic thread, this is what the thread is created for. Please try to remain calm, I am questioning the quality of a kite and bar, I am not attacking you or your family.

Please feel free to share you views in the Slingshot RPM with us all, I'm sure that someone as unbiased as you are will be able to enlighten us all about the kite that took Youri Zoon to the world freestyle title last season.

Sad little person.. cant even say who on which name you normally post. pathetic not even worth the time people spend on you. And no.. nothing you said so far is true.. you never tested the kites to begin with.. you said that somewhere in your post. and would never touch one..but your posts are full of lies anyways.. then you say this then you say that...pathetic.. so guess your just a sad little person.

Now back to real things. NEW CL COMMING OUT!!! Gonna test it next week i hope!

And damn those kites look nice with the new epic font.

PS did i see some new stickers on FB?