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Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum

Postby Bille » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:48 am

This Thread had some Really Funny replies ; we need more please !


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Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum

Postby alexrider » Wed Jul 19, 2017 1:21 pm

Here you are, Bill.

The jury unanimously designated the latest winner.

1. I like riding with a safety leash because it makes me feel safe, does anyone else admit that?
(LetsFlyaKite) :winner1:

2. Who has quit hydrofoiling ?

3. Do Kites Fly Better with Strut Vavles [sic] Closed? (alden)

4. Can I use motor oil to waterproof my kite

5. Now can I have first place? (Ned, aka Divine, aka Panchito) with a not anymore ludicrous question.

6. How about a toeside directional World Speed Record? (SupaEZ)

7. Can coriolis effect affect toeside side? (SupaEZ)

8. Is that question for real? (PullStrings, wondering about SupaEZ's question)

9. Is that a tent? (reported by BizB) new entry!

10. REALLY ? smaller [kite] for strong winds? ("one people" on the beach,via SupaEZ)

11. Opinion! If this Human Birdwing is for Real Or Bullsh!t?? (DrLightWind)

12. What is the difference between a double skin foil kite? (Ned)

13. Is kitesurfing really addictive? (panchito)

14. Why are pump bases flat? (consumer)

15. Why are pumps cylinders and pistons round? (Supa EZ)

16. Can a person live in Maui on 20k a year? (rtz)

17. Why are Kite Harnesses so F'n Ugly!? (Laughingman)

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Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum

Postby scottnorby » Thu Jul 20, 2017 4:18 am

just for fun.

why would anyone make a kite foiling video and think that slow motion would make it look any more exciting?

why are all surfboards hard yet every creature in the ocean that is fast and nimble is soft-ish...the fastest animal in the water is 'soft' not hard like a crab.

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Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum

Postby Bletti » Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:30 am

Now I want to know whether I should dip my kites in motor oil or cut off a tanker to cause the next Exxon Valdez!? :lol:

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