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Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 7:02 pm
by SupaEZ
alexrider wrote:Ned Divine wrote:"Is kitesurfing really addictive?"
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New classification:
1. Is kitesurfing really addictive?
2. Why are pump bases flat?
3. Why are pumps cylinders and pistons round?
Why round pistons only 3rd? Because got the inspiration from flat bases.
No protests allowed.
THIS PREVIOUS POST ABOUT INSPIRATION IS WHY I ASK IF THE RULES NOW HAVE CHANGED
THANK YOU JUDGE ALEXANDER
Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 7:04 pm
by Bille
alexrider wrote:Zigzag and plummet are disqualified for not abiding to the rules:
The dumbest
question must be
kite related.
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Hold on there Cowboy !!
Zigzag "Also" asked :
ZigZag wrote:
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What is the answer to the Ultimate Question?
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& That question basically encompass ALL ; so he wouldn't be disqualified
correct ?
And as everyone Should know : the answer is/was 42 !!
Bille
Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:27 pm
by knotwindy
need help, what size kite should i buy?
& no i am not going to tell you what i weigh or how windy my spot is or what the water is like or how i like to ride or anything else that might help....
Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:34 pm
by SupaEZ
knotwindy wrote:need help, what size kite should i buy?
& no i am not going to tell you what i weigh or how windy my spot is or what the water is like or how i like to ride or anything else that might help....
I like you comment
By the way i hope you don't mind i just looked up your profile
Shows you have been kiting since "1008"
You are "knot" a newbie at this sport
This deserves
HAPPYWINDY ST PATTY
Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:45 pm
by knotwindy
actually i started a few years before that but the equipment was just to dangerous so i stopped for a while!
Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:44 pm
by Ned Divine
I admit your post was inspirational but as alex-the-just-judge will agree, you can't have a question about a single (=1) skin foil marked higher than one about a double (=2) skin foil kite. Because as I have recently discovered, 2 is bigger than 1. Yes. So there you are.
BTW Alex, who might Panchito be?
Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 11:02 pm
by alexrider
Ned Divine wrote:....
BTW Alex, who might Panchito be?
Quote Ned:
"Is kitesurfing really addictive?"
(I think I posted this sometime in the past)"
There is an investigation going on to determine if Ned and Panchito are one and the same person.
If it turns out to be the case, which one of Ned or Panchito should be disqualified will be the question.
Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 11:19 pm
by alexrider
Sorry SupaEZ, not protests allowed.
Furthermore the sheer absurdity of Ned's question arises not from the mention of "skin" and "foil", but the paraprosdokian asking the difference between a single object.
However Ned is being investigated for foul playing for using two different avatars. So hope is not lost for you.
Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:47 am
by Ned Divine
Dear all
It comes to my surprise that I am being accused for double identity. I would never do this.
Yours faithfully
Panchito Divine
Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:21 pm
by alexrider
Updated classification:
1. Opinion! If this Human Birdwing is for Real Or Bullsh!t?? (DrLightWind)
2. What is the difference between a double skin foil kite? (Ned)
3. Is kitesurfing really addictive? (panchito)
4. Why are pump bases flat? (consumer)
5. Why are pumps cylinders and pistons round? (Supa EZ)
6. Can a person live in Maui on 20k a year? (rtz)
7. Why are Kite Harnesses so F'n Ugly!? (Laughingman)
Ned lost the lead he was holding for several weeks.