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 Post subject: Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum
PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 2:59 pm 
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Ned Divine wrote:
My last thread has secured me the first place, whether the answer is yes (by right of having been victim of fraud) or no (in this case it will be a very silly question). I hope that defense and egoism will not undermine justice.
Ned Panchito Divine

No way! The question is not kite related. Read the rules, Panchito.

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 Post subject: Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum
PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:04 pm 
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alexrider wrote:
Ned Divine wrote:
My last thread has secured me the first place, whether the answer is yes (by right of having been victim of fraud) or no (in this case it will be a very silly question). I hope that defense and egoism will not undermine justice.
Ned Panchito Divine

No way! The question is not kite related. Read the rules, Panchito.

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Your exemplary modesty cannot hide the fact that any question regarding your majesty can only be kite related, as you are a well known excellence in kitesurfing. Now can I have first place?


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 Post subject: Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum
PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:06 pm 
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Panchito, you are now down to 6th place is spite of your desperate efforts.

1. Can coriolis effect affect toeside side? (SupaEZ) :winner2:

2. Is that question for real? (PullStrings, wondering about SupaEZ's question)

3. Is that a tent? (reported by BizB) new entry!

4. REALLY ? smaller [kite] for strong winds? ("one people" on the beach,via SupaEZ)

5. Opinion! If this Human Birdwing is for Real Or Bullsh!t?? (DrLightWind)

6. What is the difference between a double skin foil kite? (Ned)

7. Is kitesurfing really addictive? (panchito)

8. Why are pump bases flat? (consumer)

9. Why are pumps cylinders and pistons round? (Supa EZ)

10. Can a person live in Maui on 20k a year? (rtz)

11. Why are Kite Harnesses so F'n Ugly!? (Laughingman)


Amendment in the rules: from now on, questions brought to the forum from the outside world will be admitted, provided of course they remain kite related.[/quote]


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 Post subject: Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum
PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:13 pm 
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Well done Panchito, in spite of the fact the winning question was not the one you expected!
You were saved by the bell from moving to 7th, as more glorious entries are flowing in.
Tell us the truth; how much wind have you got where you are?

1. Now can I have first place? (Ned, aka Divine, aka Panchito) :winner2: with by far the most ludicrous question.

2. Can coriolis effect affect toeside side? (SupaEZ)

3. Is that question for real? (PullStrings, wondering about SupaEZ's question)

4. Is that a tent? (reported by BizB) new entry!

5. REALLY ? smaller [kite] for strong winds? ("one people" on the beach,via SupaEZ)

6. Opinion! If this Human Birdwing is for Real Or Bullsh!t?? (DrLightWind)

7. What is the difference between a double skin foil kite? (Ned)

8. Is kitesurfing really addictive? (panchito)

9. Why are pump bases flat? (consumer)

10. Why are pumps cylinders and pistons round? (Supa EZ)

11. Can a person live in Maui on 20k a year? (rtz)

12. Why are Kite Harnesses so F'n Ugly!? (Laughingman)


Amendment in the rules: from now on, questions brought to the forum from the outside world will be admitted, provided of course they remain kite related.


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 Post subject: Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum
PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:58 pm 
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Hehe, 11-12 knots today, thermal western wind, had an hour of good fun trying things with my 11m2 Waroo 2009, my new Vegas resting in the car! Thanks for ranking my question first. You will not regret it.


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 Post subject: Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum
PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:07 am 
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alexrider wrote:

1. Now can I have first place? (Ned, aka Divine, aka Panchito) :winner2: with by far the most ludicrous question.
2. Can coriolis effect affect toeside side? (SupaEZ)
5. REALLY ? smaller [kite] for strong winds? ("one people" on the beach,via SupaEZ)
7. What is the difference between a double skin foil kite? (Ned)
8. Is kitesurfing really addictive? (panchito)
10. Why are pumps cylinders and pistons round? (Supa EZ)

Amendment in the rules: from now on, questions brought to the forum from the outside world will be admitted, provided of course they remain kite related.


.......................................Hello your honor JUDGE Alex
..............How does it feel to be the JURY and the KITER EXECUTIONER :?:
...........Was Ned's Method (air) to get 1st place just a tiny bit Questionable :?:

.............So let's see if i can bring it :!: :!: :!: (no questions asked) (ok maybe just one)

............Here goes : A KITER PUMPS HIS KITE WITH THE LEADING EDGE
........AND TRAILING EDGE FACING SOUTH.

........ A BEAR WALKS BY THE KITE.
........ WHAT COLOR IS THE BEAR????

Not a trick question..There is a totally logical and unludicrous explanation and answer. :goodluck:


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 Post subject: Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum
PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:48 am 
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Why was he using an inflatable at the north pole? Was the kiter PMU?


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 Post subject: Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum
PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:04 pm 
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Why was he using an inflatable at the north pole? Was the kiter PMU?


...I figured it would take a Canuck kiter in the Northern Latitudes to solve it :!: :lol:
...Any chance also your real name is BEARRY WHITE :?: :thumb:

:congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :pump: :pump: :pump: :pump: :pump: :pump:


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 Post subject: Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum
PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:00 am 
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600 wrote:
Why was he using an inflatable at the north pole? Was the kiter PMU?

...I figured it would take a Canuck kiter in the Northern Latitudes to solve it :!: :lol:
...Any chance also your real name is BEARRY WHITE :?: :thumb:

:congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :pump: :pump: :pump: :pump: :pump: :pump:

You are not serious Supa ?!?
Did you really think anyone in this distinguished thread would be so silly not not have worked out this no-brainer? I thought there would have been something a more subtle in your question with a hidden trap, eliminating it from the silly league. Instead, its insipid platitude deserves a place on the podium after all.


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 Post subject: Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum
PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 1:00 am 
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alexrider wrote:
You are not serious Supa ?!?
Did you really think anyone in this distinguished thread would be so silly not not have worked out this no-brainer? I thought there would have been something a more subtle in your question with a hidden trap, eliminating it from the silly league. Instead, its insipid platitude deserves a place on the podium after all.


:thanx: :thanx: :thanx: :thanx: :thanx: :thanx:

...here is an other question that may qualify as silly
.... :goodluck: working this newest o-brainer

.....Where did the Kitesurfer stop for a drink on the way home
......after a very windy day on the water ? :?: :idea: :?: :idea: :?: :lol:

ANSWER: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ :desperado: :runaway: :wallbash:


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