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Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum

Postby SupaEZ » Thu Apr 05, 2012 12:39 am

SupaEZ wrote:
alexrider wrote:You are not serious Supa ?!?
Did you really think anyone in this distinguished thread would be so silly not not have worked out this no-brainer? I thought there would have been something a more subtle in your question with a hidden trap, eliminating it from the silly league. Instead, its insipid platitude deserves a place on the podium after all.


:thanx: :thanx: :thanx: :thanx: :thanx: :thanx:

...here is an other question that may qualify as silly
.... :goodluck: working this newest o-brainer

.....Where did the Kitesurfer stop for a drink on the way home
......after a very windy day on the water ? :?: :idea: :?: :idea: :?: :lol:

ANSWER: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ :desperado: :runaway: :wallbash:



HERE GOES THE ANSWER (since no one posted one in last 24 hrs)

....The kitesurfer stopped for a drink at: ""THE NEAREST ISOBAR""

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Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum

Postby alexrider » Thu Apr 05, 2012 12:43 am

SupaEZ wrote:...
.....Where did the Kitesurfer stop for a drink on the way home
......after a very windy day on the water ? :?: :idea: :?: :idea: :?: :lol:
....
ANSWER: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ :desperado: :runaway: :wallbash:

Same place as the meteorologist, SillEZ. No brainer once again.

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Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum

Postby tautologies » Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:51 am

How about 'kingofyo' asking: can I have my name back??

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Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum

Postby alexrider » Thu Apr 05, 2012 12:20 pm

tautologies wrote:How about 'kingofyo' asking: can I have my name back??

I am afraid only Toby is in position to judge the foolishness of fo's :evil: hypothetical question.

There is question within another in your post, so may I assume you are entering the race?
You'd both feel at home here :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:
:bye:

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Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum

Postby tautologies » Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:06 am

alexrider wrote:
tautologies wrote:How about 'kingofyo' asking: can I have my name back??

I am afraid only Toby is in position to judge the foolishness of fo's :evil: hypothetical question.

There is question within another in your post, so may I assume you are entering the race?
You'd both feel at home here :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:
:bye:


lol, always. And very much.

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Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum

Postby sharky79 » Fri Apr 06, 2012 7:07 am

" What happens if you pull this ! "
and then they really go for your bar :o

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Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum

Postby alexrider » Mon Apr 09, 2012 6:32 pm

Ned Divine and SupaEZ are expected to gracefully concede defeat.

1. Can I use motor oil to waterproof my kite (fdvj) :winner2:

2. Now can I have first place? (Ned, aka Divine, aka Panchito) with a not anymore ludicrous question.

3. Can coriolis effect affect toeside side? (SupaEZ)

4. Is that question for real? (PullStrings, wondering about SupaEZ's question)

5. Is that a tent? (reported by BizB) new entry!

6. REALLY ? smaller [kite] for strong winds? ("one people" on the beach,via SupaEZ)

7. Opinion! If this Human Birdwing is for Real Or Bullsh!t?? (DrLightWind)

8. What is the difference between a double skin foil kite? (Ned)

9. Is kitesurfing really addictive? (panchito)

10. Why are pump bases flat? (consumer)

11. Why are pumps cylinders and pistons round? (Supa EZ)

12. Can a person live in Maui on 20k a year? (rtz)

13. Why are Kite Harnesses so F'n Ugly!? (Laughingman)


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Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum

Postby Ned Divine » Mon Apr 09, 2012 6:57 pm

I gracefully admit that this motor oil question deserves first place. I feared it would drop me to second from the moment it came up on KF. But I will come back. :cry:

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Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum

Postby alexrider » Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:08 pm

Ned Divine wrote:I gracefully admit that this motor oil question deserves first place. I feared it would drop me to second from the moment it came up on KF. But I will come back. :cry:

That question deserves first place :winner2: provided you are not behind :anon: yet another avatar .
Do you realise you'd be disqualified if it was the case?
The quality of the question reminds yours; thus the doubt.

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Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum

Postby Ned Divine » Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:39 am

alexrider wrote:
Ned Divine wrote:I gracefully admit that this motor oil question deserves first place. I feared it would drop me to second from the moment it came up on KF. But I will come back. :cry:

That question deserves first place :winner2: provided you are not behind :anon: yet another avatar .
Do you realise you'd be disqualified if it was the case?
The quality of the question reminds yours; thus the doubt.

Even my diabolical, hypocritical and ethos-deficient self would never have thought of stealing first place from myself. My self respect is just too deep to allow this.
Yours faithfully
Fred Divine Vangelis Johnson


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