Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum

SupaEZ · **Joined:** Sun Jun 12, 2011 12:47 pm **Posts:** 1637

SupaEZ wrote:

alexrider wrote:

You are not serious Supa ?!?
Did you really think anyone in this distinguished thread would be so silly not not have worked out this no-brainer? I thought there would have been something a more subtle in your question with a hidden trap, eliminating it from the silly league. Instead, its insipid platitude deserves a place on the podium after all.

...here is an other question that may qualify as silly
.... :goodluck:

working this newest o-brainer

.....Where did the Kitesurfer stop for a drink on the way home
......after a very windy day on the water ? :?:

ANSWER: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ :desperado:

HERE GOES THE ANSWER (since no one posted one in last 24 hrs)

....The kitesurfer stopped for a drink at: ""THE NEAREST ISOBAR""

:beer:

alexrider · **Posted:** Thu Apr 05, 2012 12:43 am

SupaEZ wrote:

...
.....Where did the Kitesurfer stop for a drink on the way home
......after a very windy day on the water ? :?:

....
ANSWER: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ :desperado:

Same place as the meteorologist, SillEZ. No brainer once again.

tautologies · **Posted:** Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:51 am

How about 'kingofyo' asking: can I have my name back??

alexrider · **Posted:** Thu Apr 05, 2012 12:20 pm

tautologies wrote:

How about 'kingofyo' asking: can I have my name back??

I am afraid only Toby is in position to judge the foolishness of fo's :evil:

hypothetical question.

There is question within another in your post, so may I assume you are entering the race?
You'd both feel at home here :jump:

tautologies · **Posted:** Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:06 am

alexrider wrote:

tautologies wrote:

How about 'kingofyo' asking: can I have my name back??

I am afraid only Toby is in position to judge the foolishness of fo's :evil:

hypothetical question.

There is question within another in your post, so may I assume you are entering the race?
You'd both feel at home here :jump:

lol, always. And very much.

sharky79 · **Joined:** Fri Oct 08, 2010 2:20 pm **Posts:** 120

" What happens if you pull this ! "
and then they really go for your bar

alexrider · **Posted:** Mon Apr 09, 2012 6:32 pm

Ned Divine and SupaEZ are expected to gracefully concede defeat.

1. Can I use motor oil to waterproof my kite (fdvj) :winner2:

2. Now can I have first place? (Ned, aka Divine, aka Panchito) with a not anymore ludicrous question.

3. Can coriolis effect affect toeside side? (SupaEZ)

4. Is that question for real? (PullStrings, wondering about SupaEZ's question)

5. Is that a tent? (reported by BizB) new entry!

6. REALLY ? smaller [kite] for strong winds? ("one people" on the beach,via SupaEZ)

7. Opinion! If this Human Birdwing is for Real Or Bullsh!t?? (DrLightWind)

8. What is the difference between a double skin foil kite? (Ned)

9. Is kitesurfing really addictive? (panchito)

10. Why are pump bases flat? (consumer)

11. Why are pumps cylinders and pistons round? (Supa EZ)

12. Can a person live in Maui on 20k a year? (rtz)

13. Why are Kite Harnesses so F'n Ugly!? (Laughingman)

Reminder of amended rules: questions brought to the forum from the outside world will be admitted, provided of course they remain kite related.
Further candidates must be aware of one implicit rule: entries must respect basic grammatical rules such as the question mark at the end of a question.

Ned Divine · **Joined:** Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:52 am **Posts:** 623

I gracefully admit that this motor oil question deserves first place. I feared it would drop me to second from the moment it came up on KF. But I will come back. :cry:

alexrider · **Posted:** Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:08 pm

Ned Divine wrote:

I gracefully admit that this motor oil question deserves first place. I feared it would drop me to second from the moment it came up on KF. But I will come back. :cry:

That question deserves first place :winner2:

provided you are not behind :anon:

yet another avatar .
Do you realise you'd be disqualified if it was the case?
The quality of the question reminds yours; thus the doubt.

Ned Divine · **Joined:** Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:52 am **Posts:** 623

alexrider wrote:

Ned Divine wrote:

I gracefully admit that this motor oil question deserves first place. I feared it would drop me to second from the moment it came up on KF. But I will come back. :cry:

That question deserves first place :winner2:

provided you are not behind :anon:

yet another avatar .
Do you realise you'd be disqualified if it was the case?
The quality of the question reminds yours; thus the doubt.

Even my diabolical, hypocritical and ethos-deficient self would never have thought of stealing first place from myself. My self respect is just too deep to allow this.
Yours faithfully
Fred Divine Vangelis Johnson

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