Your pretty sure they are low aspect ratio wave kites!!! Seriously why are you shooting your mouth off about a kite you haven't ridden and are only "pretty sure" about!!! Educate yourself before you make a fool of yourself.
First, you can F off.
Now after perusing the Wainman site, and looking at the very informative description of one of the kites, I get this frivolous bullshit:
"Most gangs like to associate with famous boxers, but before being admitted to The Rabbit Gang,
The Punch had to walk a path through the hardest fight club on the planet. He didn't fail. Not a single fight. He didn't lose, not even once. Nor did he let down his crew. And so, despite his overlapping skills with the main Gang players, he was fully accepted by The Boss and offered a job. And the good old Smoke is simply happy to have a bigger buddy he can always rely on and hang out with...
The Punch, a 10,5 m gangster, the biggest of the "V" Rabbits that ever existed.A super powerful yet still very responsive and fun kite that will send you out of the ring...
... only if you ask for it. Be ready for the The Punch from nowhere..."
Man, that tells me a lot about the kite. The only piece of useful information about the characteristics of the kite is this: "A super powerful yet still very responsive and fun kite". That's it. Reads like a comic book. Looks like a comic book. All this screams at me that it's made for kids.
I'm not ripping on the kite, it's mostly the marketing and choice of colors and graphics that I'm ripping on. I'm also not ripping on anyone who rides the kites. The kites might be awesome, which is fine by me.
All the Wainman videos I have seen is dudes on directionals in waves, and the kites look (to me)narrow in width and long in the chord line, which is low aspect ratio, which is preferable to dudes in waves on directional boards. These things lead me to believe that the statement I made was fairly valid. And how would I know otherwise because what the company's own description of the kites don't tell me anything about what they are used for.