It may work perfectly, but there is no doubt that it is funny.

omg. that is indeed funny. it ought to be patented and revolutionize the entire strap on industry to a 'bolt on'.. also, you're not really making the case for shrinkage. I'm sure Elaine was the only one caught with her panties down by that one.

What's funny is the cap sticking out of the wetsuit groin area is pretty suggestive, and might lead to a lot of shrinkage comments. Might want to go with an 8 inch section of 3 inch inside diameter PVC tubing with a threaded end cap. That ought to cut down on any comments.