Sorry, I don't get what all the hype is about, to me most of the boards look like glorified punk street graffiti. The only that I have seen that has sensible graphics is the Naish Monarch. Nice, pleasant and simple design.
Why do you want a board that looks like a complicated color coded puzzle that makes you want to close your eyes to avoid looking at such a mess? Or wait, maybe that's so that you keep your eyes on the kite?