Anti-Shark Wetsuits - The Pattern Of Attack

[POACHER]

If I wore that I'd have to kick my own ass....

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Finally! A reasonable answer to the age old question... Why do KiteBoarders where shorts over their wetsuits?
To scare off the sharks! Who knew?

We should do a study on how many kiteboarders/surfers were attacked with and without colorful board-shorts on.

I thought most guys who wear boardshorts do so because most people don't want to see junk and gut hanging out everywhere...?

[Lanc]

The stripes must work, when last did you hear about a zebra being eaten by a shark

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Scientists from northern Europe came up with an even better shark deterrent, proven to work!

You need to wear a small audio playing device that will repeat the following track:



I will kite this weekend, and if attacked by a shark, please use this post to explain how much I felt a part of the food chain.

Kindest regards,