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Re: "Dawn Patrol" & Other Stupid Sayings...

Postby sijandy » Fri Aug 02, 2013 11:01 am

sijandy wrote:
"quiver" .... gota be the f***ing gayest term ever!


I like 'quiver" ! ... It comes from the world of archery.


Exactly my point.... gay!

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Re: "Dawn Patrol" & Other Stupid Sayings...

Postby southflorida » Fri Aug 02, 2013 1:16 pm

this more funny than stupid...a blast from the past, real copy from BEST, circa 2005

All BFK's have an ultra thin leading edge & strut design which minimizes drag & kite weight. These new innovations in leading edge and strut design are simply not possible on a normal kite without the benefits of ASS. The power captured by the wider span is made possible by the fact that ASS works to maintain the profile of the span arc at all times and under any load. The kite never flares, deforms or jellyfishes, it just has constant, controllable power to turn those boring light wind days into full-on adrenaline soaked experiences.

if it was so good, where is ASS today? lol

"Excuse me ma'am, you ASS system is flaring and jellyfishing, let me help tighten things up on your ASS"

ASS = Arc Stabilization System for you noobs
BFK = big fuckin' kite (seriously!)

They had to be laughing their ASSes off when they wrote and published that

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Re: "Dawn Patrol" & Other Stupid Sayings...

Postby Jbrook » Fri Aug 02, 2013 7:19 pm

Only a surfer knows the feeling you are a kook. Kiters are not surfers and I hate when they say I am going urging if you are using a kite you are going kitesurfing. You should probably play golf and get on course at 12 noon barn. :baby:

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Re: "Dawn Patrol" & Other Stupid Sayings...

Postby Kiteus Maximus » Mon Aug 05, 2013 7:30 am

If I hear another idiot describe his session as "epic!" I might be inclined to stab him repeatedly with a dull knife.

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Re: "Dawn Patrol" & Other Stupid Sayings...

Postby Gioro_T » Tue Aug 06, 2013 6:09 pm

sijandy wrote:
sijandy wrote:
"quiver" .... gota be the f***ing gayest term ever!


I like 'quiver" ! ... It comes from the world of archery.


Exactly my point.... gay!


Bwa'HWahahwah !! Dude, are you 15 ?

... teenagers nowadays, I tell ya' !!

:argue:

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Postby SupaEZ » Tue Aug 06, 2013 10:52 pm

Kiteus Maximus wrote:If I hear another idiot describe his session as "epic!" I might be inclined to stab him repeatedly with a dull knife.


:thumb: epically approved :wallbash: :wall1: :desperado: especially when blowing 2-4kn

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Postby Bille » Wed Aug 07, 2013 12:05 am

SupaEZ wrote:...

:thumb: epically approved :wallbash: :wall1: :desperado: especially when blowing 2-4kn


How about This Supa.. :

"You back off on Dimitri M ; I back off on Fo" ; first
guy that looses, he Paypals the other the price on a 12pk
of Decent Beer under $20 bucks ?

NOW -- That is NOT gonna be easy for Me ; but i'll give it a Go !!

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Re: "Dawn Patrol" & Other Stupid Sayings...

Postby 14ToeSide » Wed Aug 07, 2013 4:01 am

I'll raise u 2-4!!! Blahhhhh

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Re: "Dawn Patrol" & Other Stupid Sayings...

Postby sijandy » Wed Aug 07, 2013 7:04 am

Gioro_T wrote:
sijandy wrote:
sijandy wrote:
"quiver" .... gota be the f***ing gayest term ever!


I like 'quiver" ! ... It comes from the world of archery.


Exactly my point.... gay!


Bwa'HWahahwah !! Dude, are you 15 ?

... teenagers nowadays, I tell ya' !!

:argue:


Coming from a guy that starts his sentances "dude" and puts smiley faces in his messages!

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Re: "Dawn Patrol" & Other Stupid Sayings...

Postby william_rx7 » Wed Aug 07, 2013 6:09 pm

I get out very early (pre-7am), but have never connected it to any sort of "patrol". It's just a way to get out around my job and family responsibilities. A more appropriate name would be a "no points ride", if I make it home before 9:00 am.

Calling an early morning ride a "Dawn Patrol" is like calling an afternoon ride "Storming the Beach"

Call it what you want, but know that you sound like an idiot when you use an 40 year old surfing term, or compare flying a kite during peace-time on a sunny beach to a military operation.

Dude. :o

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