Line breaks - one on the way down, one just above the water, looping. Splash down, no issues. Except for the gnarly tangles!
Broken CL body - on the flat. Walked to the beach, water was shallow.
Spreader bar hook breaks - once just after a jump. Once, right at the peak of a good one - but only one side of the hook broke . . . made it back to launch spot with half a hook.
Harness straps breaking - just cruising around, got back to the launch spot again by riding gently.
Biggest problem is big fat thumbs - not getting in the way (ow!) but activating the QR
although, doing that loop when the pigtail broke, I was holding the bar with one hand and pulled it back at myself, and chopped up my finger on the harness somehow.
Guess I've been lucky.