Bob Marley wrote:Riding waves backside....Looks like shit. Why don't more kiters learn to ride switch?
Your first post is incomplete You forgot .................Writing left handed looks like s**t Why don't more left handers learn to write switch ?
How do you practice your switch wave riding ? Do you alternate left hand right hand when wiping your backside s**t to become symmetrical ?
Are you so special....that you have 2 dominant eyes ?
So glad I don't live on the shitty east coast like you. No wonder you don't get it. It takes real wind and waves to properly kite surf... not that light wind and little ankle slappers you ride out east. The most mediocre onshore wind wave riding day in WA still tops the best day on the east coast.
Explain then.... if my waves are soooooooooo bad where i kite... .. why Kelly Slater who is 11 times World Champ was able to become sooooooooooo good.... ....practicing right here in Cocoa Beach
gbgreen59 wrote:....tubular waves are out. Do not be tempted to enter a barrel...avoid at all cost. And being deeper in the barrel will only get you in more trouble. Deep in double overhead barrels will get you banish from the Kite surf community.
Please be careful of your status in the kite surf community...
And if you live in a frozen place with no waves like new yawk or the Midwest you definitely are not a real kite surfer. Same for the east coast. If you wanna kite waves move somewhere with the right conditions.
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SupaEZ wrote:Explain then.... if my waves are soooooooooo bad where i kite... .. why Kelly Slater who is 11 times World Champ was able to become sooooooooooo good.... ....practicing right here in Cocoa Beach
Waiting for your s**tty answer
His sponsors probably rigged most of those contests he won. You are deluded. But he practiced as a small child on gutless waves sure... To a little kid an ankle slapped is a decent wave. If the waves are so good there why is he always flying off to places like Hawaii to surf real waves? All those miles he flys around to find good waves and he could just stay at home. Or does he just like to pollute the environment making unnecessary flights across the globe?
You will find all requirements to be a Kite Surfer...approved equipment, etc. Also, a Google Map is available that depicts all approved kite surf locations. Note that the only kite surf location on Hawaii is Waikiki. No locations in Indo, Austrailia, East Coast US. Do not get in waves at these locations.
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