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Pump on the beach....public property?

Postby donchin » Thu May 15, 2014 3:22 am

If I forgot my pump at home, and i find a pump laying on the beach just by itself.....would it be allright to use it to pump up my kite?

If the person would tell me to stop using his pump, would I be wrong in telling him to next time put away his pump? Wouldnt he be in the wrong for leaving his shit thrown around?

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Re: Pump on the beach....public property?

Postby gonewiththewind » Thu May 15, 2014 3:34 am

Diphallia is an extremely rare condition in which a man has two dicks. And that sounds like the problem here. Two dicks. He's a dick for telling you not to use his pump. And you're a dick for thinking you're entitled to his pump because he left it on the beach.

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Re: Pump on the beach....public property?

Postby NYKiter » Thu May 15, 2014 3:38 am

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Re: Pump on the beach....public property?

Postby BWD » Thu May 15, 2014 3:45 am

So, what if donchin's girlfriend is left on the beach while he rides?

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Re: Pump on the beach....public property?

Postby sijandy » Thu May 15, 2014 8:22 am

donchin wrote:If I forgot my pump at home, and i find a pump laying on the beach just by itself.....would it be allright to use it to pump up my kite?
Yes generally if you put it back.
If the person would tell me to stop using his pump, would I be wrong in telling him to next time put away his pump?
Yes. It's his not yours, no matter where it's left. Altho, only a douche would tell you to stop using it.
Wouldnt he be in the wrong for leaving his shit thrown around?
No.

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Re: Pump on the beach....public property?

Postby plummet » Thu May 15, 2014 9:02 am

gonewiththewind wrote:Diphallia is an extremely rare condition in which a man has two dicks. And that sounds like the problem here. Two dicks. He's a dick for telling you not to use his pump. And you're a dick for thinking you're entitled to his pump because he left it on the beach.

ahhhh ahhahaha.... touche'

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Re: Pump on the beach....public property?

Postby FabsPH » Thu May 15, 2014 9:04 am

i got so much oil on my shaft, after people using it, they get all the juice on them and kite, they will never touch it again.

oil your shafts guys !!


(shaft on pump, you dirty bastards) :cool2:

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Re: Pump on the beach....public property?

Postby Wiski23 » Thu May 15, 2014 10:22 am

What kind of douche would tell you to put his pump down? Sure if you left your pump at home go hard.

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Re: Pump on the beach....public property?

Postby donchin » Thu May 15, 2014 11:47 am

A man can have two dicks? Pretty wild!

Well, i was told to use my own pump by the owner who had just left his pump riht next to where I was setting up. He was pretty pissed. i appologized and told him that my pump has one side of the handle broken. he then allowed me to use his pump.

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Re: Pump on the beach....public property?

Postby donchin » Thu May 15, 2014 11:57 am

BWD wrote:So, what if donchin's girlfriend is left on the beach while he rides?
You can ask her to use my pump.


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