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Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2002 4:30 pm
by Blow Me
:/ Now I know why they call you Big Smelly.
BTW, I Enjoyed your Videoz, especially the one with you (was it you) kitesurfing. I thought the tech school one was kinda monontnous/repetitive, but nice work nonetheless.
Is that what you are going to sKool for?
Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2002 4:31 pm
by Toby
your wife?
be happy someone is talking to her while you are or want to go kiting!
Imagine you have to talk to her and the wind is blowing...
Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2002 4:34 pm
by F12-Flyer
Ive got a great comeback. When the wind peaks 30 knots just say "Ok big man come play with my TOY"
Yer you guessed it he left a trail of shit all the way up the beach.
I love it when im out with surfers I make all sorts of stupid noises especially when I jump that way they have to look. But you know whats funny you quickly turn around and they all suddenly look at the water. OH please like they wernt watching.
Love it love it love it infact I love doing that to newbie kitesurfers Too. and people on bikes, roller bladers, windsurfers, chiks, people driving there cars and those people sitting on the window seat of a 747.
WHAT I just love this sport every one needs to at least watch me have fun if there not gunna do it.
Rod
Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2002 4:38 pm
by Blow Me
Dude, thats Hilarious F12! I could see Myself doing that as well...nothing like getting a good reaction out People!
Thats Awesome...I love it.
Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2002 7:54 pm
by Guest
We have a guy here who has a problem, he is an ex windsurfer that has seen the light but still gets on well with alot of the old school. Now when he's in the right frame of mind he sails up behind them grabs the end of there boom and Jumps. The other one he does is jump clean over them from up wind so they don't know he is there and then give them shit whill hanging above. He did that to me one day I thought he was going the othe way but he turned and came back and when above me just called out my name, took me a while to find him.
Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2002 8:18 pm
by Guest
that's stupid and dangerous. good way to get someone killed
Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2002 9:59 pm
by Guest
Here is a come back for someone that says
"Oh, not Enough Wind Now Bloke!"
Say, "No, I need more... will you give me a blow?"
Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2002 10:10 pm
by BigSmelly
Come now little boys, we all know that jumping over windsurfers, as easy as it may seem, is not a very clever past time.
[Smelly raises his right leg slightly and lets a wopper go!]
Anyone for a game of pictionary?
Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2002 3:12 am
by Blow Me
Its good to hear that most of you get on with the others on the beach. I don't think its much of an issue here, just think the guy was havin some fun cuz there was no wind.
Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2002 7:50 am
by BigSmelly
Also he is a life saver - they think they are just about the meanest, coolest, toughest, roughest, prettiest, most ripped and wanted items on the beach - that is until they see the kite surfers! HAAAA!
(here in the land of milk and honey, one of the nicest kiters is a lifeguard - so get them hooked, and share the stoke!)