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Postby Blow Me » Tue Dec 03, 2002 11:30 am

Well, this guy wanted to have his girlfiend try to fly his kite. So what he did was he tied her to a tree with a ROPE! A few metres or so. Well, you guessed it. Eventually what happen is she was up in there air inbetween the kite, and the Tree!

Fortuneatly nobody was hurt in the Senseless Act.

However, it shows that some people are not meant to have hold of these things, cuz their lack of intelligence.

Something to share with your mates.

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Postby Philou » Tue Dec 03, 2002 11:37 am

Incredible story, where is your shop ?

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Postby nati » Tue Dec 03, 2002 12:18 pm

incredible story where is your tree ,is the story of abeutifull nude tied to a kite flying above it, truth

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Postby Toby » Tue Dec 03, 2002 12:33 pm

I guess this couple had a fight before....

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Postby Sylt Rider » Tue Dec 03, 2002 4:53 pm

this is a true story indeed, oh I loved beeing a tree, they had asked me and well I said, OK I be the tree...ohhhhh yesss

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Postby kitesmurf » Tue Dec 03, 2002 5:31 pm

I did the same with my mother in law. still have to take her down!

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Postby fat blokes can fly » Tue Dec 03, 2002 5:40 pm

Tried man lifting once (1huge kite 2x30m ropes from your harness & 6guys to hold you down)good fun,but then the next guy the harness line snapped and he had to hang on till he floated down. Lucky to have got away with it really.

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Postby Stefan » Tue Dec 03, 2002 5:41 pm

Thank you kitesmurf, best laugh I've had in a couple days.

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Postby Djizasse » Tue Dec 03, 2002 7:56 pm

Thethered flight...
The chinese used to do that to very stupid guys in the middle of a boat journey. They used a big kite (frame in bamboo) and a very long rope. Many times the thethered guy would disapear from sight...

i wonder why some people keep this up willingly...

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Postby Guest » Tue Dec 03, 2002 9:28 pm

Of course this story only points out another benifit to be had by the resouresful kite proficienado, pulling stumps, Here at the ranch MADAM SUMO my 16 meter kite is offten employeed thus, just hook up yo stump and rainbow madam thru da zone, no gas no noise no problem,


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