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PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2003 1:13 pm 
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Hi all,

I dunno if this shit happens to all seat users but man, oh man, I got a fright the other day.

I took off my harness, and when dressed properly again, had a good root around in the packet department, and nearly shat myself when I couldnt find one of my testicles.

Oh my god - the fear, the panic, the sense of "god what happened, where is it ?" have i swallowed it up into my body or ripped it out ? but there was no pain.

after a few seconds - beleive me thats alll it takes - I found it tucked up away in some fold or something. PHew - The Releif.

Has anyone else had this problem ? is this why people use waist harnesses ?

At least next time I'll know where to look.


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Location: the best place to kite in the world
Recovery is simple and some what exciting using the common household vaccum cleaner. To get even more excitment and pleasure use your board building fridge compressor a little bit of silastic, plastic and a can of whip cream and a ceiling fan.

Mental picture of eddy dressed in womans clothes and no ball bag and a high priecing voice, ahh no its my mutha inlaw

may the suckers be with you

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Mental picture of eddy dressed in womans clothes and no ball bag and a high priecing voice, ahh no its my mutha inlaw




Where did ya get the womans clothes thang from shane. i did use em once, but I didnt wear em!!! as I said - another story.

LoL.


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Same harness,problem not so severe.Small bruises where the leg strap snaps make contact.Can't be good.Suggestions on a waist harness?


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2003 11:27 am 
My advise if you want to make a family and have some kids dont use a seat harness. But if you want to make sex with your girl and do not want to use a condom then before sex just go kitesurf with seat harness for a couple of hour and be sure that she will never get pregnant.


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