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EdDy_DiFfUsIvItY
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Postby EdDy_DiFfUsIvItY » Mon Jan 20, 2003 1:13 pm

Hi all,

I dunno if this shit happens to all seat users but man, oh man, I got a fright the other day.

I took off my harness, and when dressed properly again, had a good root around in the packet department, and nearly shat myself when I couldnt find one of my testicles.

Oh my god - the fear, the panic, the sense of "god what happened, where is it ?" have i swallowed it up into my body or ripped it out ? but there was no pain.

after a few seconds - beleive me thats alll it takes - I found it tucked up away in some fold or something. PHew - The Releif.

Has anyone else had this problem ? is this why people use waist harnesses ?

At least next time I'll know where to look.

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Postby shunter » Mon Jan 20, 2003 1:20 pm

Recovery is simple and some what exciting using the common household vaccum cleaner. To get even more excitment and pleasure use your board building fridge compressor a little bit of silastic, plastic and a can of whip cream and a ceiling fan.

Mental picture of eddy dressed in womans clothes and no ball bag and a high priecing voice, ahh no its my mutha inlaw

may the suckers be with you

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Postby EdDy_DiFfUsIvItY » Mon Jan 20, 2003 1:26 pm



Mental picture of eddy dressed in womans clothes and no ball bag and a high priecing voice, ahh no its my mutha inlaw




Where did ya get the womans clothes thang from shane. i did use em once, but I didnt wear em!!! as I said - another story.

LoL.

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Postby toylesss » Mon Jan 20, 2003 2:04 pm

Same harness,problem not so severe.Small bruises where the leg strap snaps make contact.Can't be good.Suggestions on a waist harness?

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Postby Guest » Tue Jan 21, 2003 11:27 am

My advise if you want to make a family and have some kids dont use a seat harness. But if you want to make sex with your girl and do not want to use a condom then before sex just go kitesurf with seat harness for a couple of hour and be sure that she will never get pregnant.


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