Fabs does need some facial panel-beating for that comment, I mean once a guy thought he was a member of the perfect race of people, some other people listened to him and fucked shit happened.
But anyway, I would like to make it clear that I do not support the style of riding Martin does, (Up untill recently anyway, because 30 foot slim chances are what the sport needs) and as such I am not sticking up for him. But obviously he didn't write it. Jeff probably wrote it.
Now seriously, you want to watch who you call Kook fuck head. Just have a look. Me and my mates aren't part of the 50 year old windsurfer crew like you. We are mates with a lot of them here, they're legends and they look after us well, but you just sound like one of those guys who gets to the beach, steps out of his white van with nice racks in it and pulls out the windmeter. Then you fuck around, talk about the max. gust of the day, chicken loop lengths and how many leashes you can fit on your shit before you go out and ride for 1/2 an hour till you complain about the gusty choppy slop.
If you hurry, you might be able to find the poor bastard you sold your old windsurfing gear to and swap him for some kites. No-one has to know your identity, just tell your pole boarder buddies you went away for a while, your secret is safe with me.
If this isn't what you are really like, then I am sorry you have been misrepresented, why do you want to know where I live anyway, who said anything about heaps of juices.