For those unable to read between the lines
I was powered on a 9m when other people couldn't plane on their 16m kites
reality:
A beginner dropped his big kite in the surf whilst I shot downwind on my surfboard
I jumped 15m in 6 knots of wind
reality:
I jumped 6m in 15 knots of wind
I was holding the kite in 30 knots of wind
reality:
1) My friend had the settings wrong on his wind meter and reported the km/h setting
2) I have no idea what 30 knots is, it was probably 20 but 30 sounds more impressive
Self Landing is easy
reality:
I crashed the kite onto the beach and luckily it turned into the wind and stayed there.
Construction is bombproof
reality:
It didn't fall apart in the 10 knots of wind I was flying it in. (on the beach)
The kite turns super fast
reality:
In comparison to my AR5
Anyone care to add?