Not your brother
Do you have a brother?
Sometimes 2 slide into a lineup a lot easier than one.
Take your brother to the waves
if he gets cut off, set a pick if you have to,
so he can catch some prime waves
He returns your favor,
but you both give everybody room,
and you don't have to worry about it 'cause you know he's got your back!
In a crowd you get less waves than if nobody was there,
but you still get a few and nobody is beat up.
Unless you are weak at a beach full of gorillas
then you better keep paddling
Seriously, you do sound a little grumpy.
I usually think locals or "regulars" tend to know the breaks
if they are not there it's because they are doing something else,
not that they forgot to check a web forum.
I still might not
put it up on the internet, but with kiting,
it is good to have some kiters around who know the risks and skills, might help each other out.
Of course, if it's tons of kiters that are jackasses, and totally crowded everywhere,
you're out of luck.