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Spoof Kite Safety Film titles

Postby Rabidric » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:57 pm

Am bored at work, while it is windy(and cold), so.....

" Hi! I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from other kiteboard safety awarness documentaries as:

"Hot-Launch to Hell! " (feat. pretty much anyone who kites)

"Up, Up and Away!" (shot on location in hawaii, with Top-Hat)

"Offshore without a Paddle!" (Calthrop in the Med, sadly no footage)

"Public Liability No.1" (Len10 vs cranky windsurfers)

and the as yet unreleased "Unscheduled Ocean Crossing" (final cast[away]ing not yet decided on).
"

any others i missed?

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Postby kjorn » Wed Feb 22, 2006 1:57 pm

Hey! I Can See My House From Up Here.

Is Your Leg Supposed To Bend That Way?

How To Hold Your Friends Cranium Together With Duck Tape While He Is Rushed To Hospital.

Cleaning Sand Out Of Wounds.

Sewing Ripstop For Beginners.

Puncture Repaire With An Old Sock.

monk.e.boy

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Postby Tom183 » Wed Feb 22, 2006 4:35 pm

"Kites Gone Wild!!!"

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Postby KidKiteRock » Wed Feb 22, 2006 4:38 pm

I always wanted to make a video about this very thing call

How to Rip...(Your Arms off)

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Postby randal » Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:09 pm

"no lessons needed" the darwin extravaganza.

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Postby smokey » Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:38 pm

"kiteloop killers" and " the physics of: high tension, high speed lines"

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Postby smokey » Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:46 pm

Sorry I reallized after it was for safety>

"Kiteboarding for Dummies" and " Zero to Hero: 5 minute guide to become a pro kiteboarder""

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Postby troy » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:55 pm

LOL those are great

how about:


Nope, I dont need a helmet...

Hey look at those clouds over there, ok lets launch...

How to launch a kite on a crowded beach...

Dont worry I got insurance...

Lessons are for pussy's...

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Postby Ozone Kites AUS » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:24 pm

How about,

Neutral is in the bag.

Adventures in the power zone.

Kitelessons .501 by A FO(ol)

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Postby fokiten » Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:15 am

You slag, I tag:

"All you need to know to go it alone"

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(this is an actual/not spoof, less than full-day lesson for sale at krappower)

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