One has recently been made aware of certain disreputable kitesurfing companies that have not been paying royalties. It is with extreme displeasure and regret that I must make this appeal to those that are not paying any royalty at all to pay forthwith. I would like to remind all kite company owners of the terrible expense of maintaining a royal family. People only seem to think of the state functions and ceremonies, however there are many hidden costs, such as having deceased corgies cloned, paying orf the tabloids, and little Harries cocaine habit. Not to mention the ever rising cost of swan pâté.

It also been brought to my attention that a certain individual of French extraction has been claiming royalties. Please remember that French people are awfully smelly, garlic eating little tosspots. We beat them in many wars, and saved them from the Germans against all good advice to the contrary. Not to mention that they killed anyone of decent breeding by chopping their heads orf, the savages.

Now, pay up, and dont make me send Charles around, lest you experience you own anus horribilus.

Kind Regards,

HRH, The Queen.

Don't forget "Rainbow Warrior"!

for those who don't know http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinking_of ... ow_Warrior

Fi Fie Fo Fum, I smell the blood of a Fo-mun

you are not well informed, I am not french but world citizen
Bruno

The English queen is damn sexy.

Sometimes I feel like I wouldn't mind seeing a few more heads chopped off...
Just for fun!

Fuck me - is that Bruno L - THE man ?



i like that - World Citizen.

i'd tell you what i think of the Queen but this is a family forum.

you dirty bugger, she's old enough to be your grandmother (maybe).