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Paying Royalty - One Must Insist

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:46 am
by The Queen
One has recently been made aware of certain disreputable kitesurfing companies that have not been paying royalties. It is with extreme displeasure and regret that I must make this appeal to those that are not paying any royalty at all to pay forthwith. I would like to remind all kite company owners of the terrible expense of maintaining a royal family. People only seem to think of the state functions and ceremonies, however there are many hidden costs, such as having deceased corgies cloned, paying orf the tabloids, and little Harries cocaine habit. Not to mention the ever rising cost of swan pâté.

It also been brought to my attention that a certain individual of French extraction has been claiming royalties. Please remember that French people are awfully smelly, garlic eating little tosspots. We beat them in many wars, and saved them from the Germans against all good advice to the contrary. Not to mention that they killed anyone of decent breeding by chopping their heads orf, the savages.

Now, pay up, and dont make me send Charles around, lest you experience you own anus horribilus.

Kind Regards,

HRH, The Queen.

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 3:58 am
by fat blokes can fly
Don't forget "Rainbow Warrior"!

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:00 am
by fat blokes can fly

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:32 am
by Mattdog
Fi Fie Fo Fum, I smell the blood of a Fo-mun

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:44 am
by brunolgx
you are not well informed, I am not french but world citizen :D
Bruno

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:44 am
by RideLow
The English queen is damn sexy.

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:48 am
by bragnouff
Sometimes I feel like I wouldn't mind seeing a few more heads chopped off...
Just for fun!

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:01 am
by EdDy_DiFfUsIvItY
brunolgx wrote:you are not well informed, I am not french but world citizen :D
Bruno
f*** me - is that Bruno L - THE man ?

:bye: :bye: :bye: :bye:

i like that - World Citizen.

:thumb:

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:11 am
by Kitedude
i'd tell you what i think of the Queen but this is a family forum.

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:27 am
by Jam
Kitedude wrote:i'd tell you what i think of the Queen but this is a family forum.
you dirty bugger, she's old enough to be your grandmother (maybe).