Paying Royalty - One Must Insist
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:46 am
One has recently been made aware of certain disreputable kitesurfing companies that have not been paying royalties. It is with extreme displeasure and regret that I must make this appeal to those that are not paying any royalty at all to pay forthwith. I would like to remind all kite company owners of the terrible expense of maintaining a royal family. People only seem to think of the state functions and ceremonies, however there are many hidden costs, such as having deceased corgies cloned, paying orf the tabloids, and little Harries cocaine habit. Not to mention the ever rising cost of swan pâté.
It also been brought to my attention that a certain individual of French extraction has been claiming royalties. Please remember that French people are awfully smelly, garlic eating little tosspots. We beat them in many wars, and saved them from the Germans against all good advice to the contrary. Not to mention that they killed anyone of decent breeding by chopping their heads orf, the savages.
Now, pay up, and dont make me send Charles around, lest you experience you own anus horribilus.
Kind Regards,
HRH, The Queen.
It also been brought to my attention that a certain individual of French extraction has been claiming royalties. Please remember that French people are awfully smelly, garlic eating little tosspots. We beat them in many wars, and saved them from the Germans against all good advice to the contrary. Not to mention that they killed anyone of decent breeding by chopping their heads orf, the savages.
Now, pay up, and dont make me send Charles around, lest you experience you own anus horribilus.
Kind Regards,
HRH, The Queen.