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I think you should also decide of which manufacturer is the best based on a WKC approval of only a few thousand dollars, that will certify that they have the best and safest WKC gear.

I am thinking of starting the KCUF: Kitesurfing Council Useless Fiasco

Tungsten222 I will become member of your association provided that you become member of my associations, which are:

1. GKW: Globe Kitersassociation for Women (men are ofcourse welcome, kids, dogs as well);
2. WKH: World Kitersorganisation for people with a Handicap;
3. WKS: World kite organisation for spouses who have to sit at home waiting till their kitehusbands come home from kiting;
4. UKW: United Kiteorganisation for widowers of kiters;
5. UNH: United Nations of kitehaters (I think they are called windsurfers);

It is of the greatest importance that every member of this forum (+ family) donates 50 Euros to these associations. Toby must have something like a third parties account I really do not see how else you can blow up IKO and IKA.

IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THEM, JOIN THEM

Screw all you people. I'm starting the IGKA (Inter-galactic Kiteboard Association) and I will have authority over all of earth-bound losers. I'm at the top of the money pyramid. Tungsten, I own you!!!

Seriously, anybody wanting to be certified (instructor or kiter) by the WKO, send me some money. I'm even giving out Ph.D.'s in kiting ($50). "Dr. Lightwind", I insist you stop calling yourself a Dr. until you send me the money for your kiteboarding Ph.D. Reverends/ministers/rabbi of the Church of Kitesurf are $7 (Please contact local authorities before administering marriages).

fuk that shit
My Interdimensional Kite Authourity
trumps that BS
you owe me
A brazilian $

Hmmmm, I'm not the one but people were caling me like that because:
Being the only rider out shredding Up-Wind in a light winds all the time,
busting air off on butter flat water as the sun passes Haahaahaa...

Disclaimer: The author of this post isn't responsible for any injury, disability or
dismemberment, death, financial loss, illness, addiction, hereditary disease,
or any other undesirable consequence or general misfortune resulting
from light wind ridings contained herein.

DrLightWind