I'm even giving out Ph.D.'s in kiting ($50). "Dr. Lightwind", I insist you stop calling yourself a Dr. until you send me the money for your kiteboarding Ph.D. Reverends/ministers/rabbi of the Church of Kitesurf are $7 (Please contact local authorities before administering marriages).
Hmmmm, I'm not the one but people were caling me like that because: Being the only rider out shredding Up-Wind in a light winds all the time,
busting air off on butter flat water as the sun passes
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