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Halt!
I am from the Inter-Galactic Kiteboarding Association and order you to cease and desisit ALL actions towards legitimizing kiteboarding within this galaxy. I am aware of your backdoor tactics, secret meetings with the Martians, and your attempts to discredit the I-GKA with Alien Authorities. These actions will not be tolerated and will certainly lead to the fragmentation of Intergalactic Competition as we know it.
Over the past month, the I-GKA has broken the speed of light under kite power and we own the sport now. Do not refute these claims, as it will lead to imminent destruction of your planet.
To make this hostile hijacking seem fair, we will be having a meeting at 3:00 this afternoon on the outer rings of Saturn. If you can not attend, you will not have a voice in the I-GKA.
Hope to see you there!

Executive Dictator,
Marvin the Martian

BOMB MARS NOW!!!!!
that'll be $ 25
sir

Where's the KABOOM?


There's supposed to be an earth shattering KABOOM!

I must warn you if you continue to use the word "Galactic tm"" our lawyers in your country will take all possible action to shut down your operation due to you being too poor to possibly think about turning up to court.

The Official Galactic Kiteboarding Organization Sanctioned by the Salmon fishing Association of North America

All the worlds best kiters are invited to the THE OGKO world kitesurfing championships 2009 on the 31st January 2009 in Auckland. Airport pickup (friends cars) available to those that can put on a good show. If there is no wind the comp will change to surfing. if you are the only one to turn up you are in with a good chance of becoming world champion!

Sign me up, this is the first legit thing i have ever seen!

The INTER-Galactic Kiteboarding Association will PREVAIL!
Your lawyer can kiss my Inter-Galactic ASS , we are the governing body of all Galaxies!
Surrender or prepare for imminent destruction, Earthlings!
KABOOM BEOTCHES!
......Must go practice my Olympic style dangle passes for Venus 2139....

I got excited and for a sec there I thought this was a Galeltic Kiteboarding Organization thread

When you lightweights think you're ready for the BIG leagues, let us
know.

We are the FINAL arbitrators of ALL things related to kiteboarding in ANY space-time continuum.

If you need to ask about us, don't bother, since we don't want you.

INTER-DIMENSIONAL KITEBOARDING ASS.
(since before the beginning)

children, children,

resistance if futile

I am the Borg