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Postby Bille » Thu Sep 15, 2011 10:28 pm
Janus wrote:
...I don't mind doing yours ..
Good Luck, you'll Need it !
As long as your a Really "COOL DUDE", it's Cool !!
ALSO:
Trust me, Ya don't stand a Chance with Milissa if your Ugly;
she won't date a Homely guy .
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Postby Bille » Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:50 pm
Women ARE from a different planet !
Their Priorities are completely Skewed !!
She goes to the park & learns to fly a kite .
We wait for that Perfect day to head to the lake; so she can fly
the kite & stand on a board, in the water
Everything is All lined up Perfect ; sunny day wind will be about 18-20mph today.
THEN
She (informs) me that Her friend is in a Bikini contest and will
be Pre-judged at 10;00am this morning, for the contest tonight.
She must support her friend.
She must support her friend, so "WE" will need to go to the lake After
her pre-judging !
Won't get there till Noon now !!
(WTF) ?
I gotta miss out on 1.5hr of kiting; to watch a bunch of and Gorgeous & mostly naked
women, while they strut around in Extreme Bikinis, that Ya can almost see through !!!??
This Ain't right, i tell Ya !
This ain't right at all !!
Life Really SUCKS ---------------------------------------------------------------------NOT !
Bille
OH yea -- i'll let ya know, how she does at the lake ...
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Postby kitewise » Fri Sep 16, 2011 5:14 pm
Bille wrote:Women ARE from a different planet !
Their Priorities are completely Skewed !!
She goes to the park & learns to fly a kite .
We wait for that Perfect day to head to the lake; so she can fly
the kite & stand on a board, in the water
Everything is All lined up Perfect ; sunny day wind will be about 18-20mph today.
THEN
She (informs) me that Her friend is in a Bikini contest and will
be Pre-judged at 10;00am this morning, for the contest tonight.
She must support her friend.
She must support her friend, so "WE" will need to go to the lake After
her pre-judging !
You re not getting any sympathy from me!
Won't get there till Noon now !!
(WTF) ?
I gotta miss out on 1.5hr of kiting; to watch a bunch of and Gorgeous & mostly naked
women, while they strut around in Extreme Bikinis, that Ya can almost see through !!!??
This Ain't right, i tell Ya !
This ain't right at all !!
Life Really SUCKS ---------------------------------------------------------------------NOT !
Bille
OH yea -- i'll let ya know, how she does at the lake ...
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Postby JerseyPride » Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:26 pm
post some pics dude
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Postby Bille » Sat Sep 17, 2011 4:52 am
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Postby longhaul » Sat Sep 17, 2011 5:05 am
If all your balance comes from shitting you shouldn't kite any how
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Postby Bille » Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:13 am
longhaul wrote:
If all your balance comes from shitting
you shouldn't kite any how
longhaul: an Excellent example of a, "Classless Piece of Shit" !
You Should be Proud !
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Postby kitezup » Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:03 pm
Is there any point in this topic?
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