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More to worry about at Mohave, than just the Weather now !

Postby Bille » Wed Oct 26, 2011 3:08 am

Needed to get a Fix today !
Wanted to just kite on a lake, wind & sun & maybe a Cold one.

So i find out now, we got More to worry about at Mohave,than just the Weather now.

I Knew We had :
** Thermals that loft kiters high enough to call Life-flight.
** Gusts from Micro bursts that have Killed kiters.
** 6 ft rattlesnakes that swim by & dair kiters to fall on um.
** Little Dicks, that like to intimidate women, learning to kite.
** Storm fronts, that trap us on the beach cause the road just got flooded out.

But --NOW--- we got to worry about being Murdered my some Gun Toting Red-neck !

http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2011/oc ... -shooting/

http://www.8newsnow.com/story/15871647/ ... ake-mohave

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Re: More to worry about at Mohave, than just the Weather no

Postby plummet » Wed Oct 26, 2011 6:36 am

hard core.

I only have to worry about these.
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note this was at my local last week. The kite is not me however.

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Re: More to worry about at Mohave, than just the Weather no

Postby prelives » Wed Oct 26, 2011 6:46 am

Is that an Orca? Doesn't look like a shark.

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Re: More to worry about at Mohave, than just the Weather no

Postby Toby » Wed Oct 26, 2011 3:06 pm

in Brazil you have to worry about this:
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Re: More to worry about at Mohave, than just the Weather no

Postby SalmonSlayer » Wed Oct 26, 2011 4:55 pm

Bille wrote: But --NOW--- we got to worry about being Murdered my some Gun Toting Red-neck !
and how do you know it was "some Gun Toting Red-neck"?

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Re: More to worry about at Mohave, than just the Weather no

Postby Bille » Wed Oct 26, 2011 6:15 pm

Toby wrote:in Brazil you have to worry about this:
"TOBY" !!!!

NO FAIR . (sigh)

Your being MEAN to Bille
SalmonSlayer wrote:
Bille wrote: But --NOW--- we got to worry about being Murdered my some Gun Toting Red-neck !
and how do you know it was "some Gun Toting Red-neck"?
UAH-- i Don't ;
I Don't think they caught the guy yet ; so Nobody knows,
but
that sounded better than some racist comment.
i'm really Trying to be More civil !

One thing for Sure : whoever did that, Had a gun !

Bille
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Re: More to worry about at Mohave, than just the Weather no

Postby plummet » Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:56 am

prelives wrote:Is that an Orca? Doesn't look like a shark.
yep orca.

Toby those are the worst kind of hazzard. They'll suck you dry and call you dusty (in a bad way). All your money will go on hair cuts and brazillian waxes yourl be left with no money and nagged bag not wanting you to kite and yourl have sell all your kit to fund the latest Gucci handbag thats required.

No matter how hot she is. Somewhere there'll be a guy sick of all her shit.

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Re: More to worry about at Mohave, than just the Weather no

Postby Toby » Thu Oct 27, 2011 6:51 pm

he plummet, sounds like you had your experience already ;-)

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Re: More to worry about at Mohave, than just the Weather no

Postby kitenaked » Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:48 pm

Toby wrote:in Brazil you have to worry about this:

Would take more than a one pump.....

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Re: More to worry about at Mohave, than just the Weather no

Postby balugh » Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:04 am

plummet wrote:
prelives wrote:Is that an Orca? Doesn't look like a shark.
yep orca.

Toby those are the worst kind of hazzard. They'll suck you dry and call you dusty (in a bad way). All your money will go on hair cuts and brazillian waxes yourl be left with no money and nagged bag not wanting you to kite and yourl have sell all your kit to fund the latest Gucci handbag thats required.

No matter how hot she is. Somewhere there'll be a guy sick of all her shit.
I think it was the great sage Eddie Murphy who opined that the next time he felt like getting married he'd find a woman he hated and give her all his money... :lol:

Orca ... :thumb: though I'd be completely bricking it myself.

Though gun toting humans are probably the more dangerous of the two imho....


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