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Kiters going out in conditions beyond their abilities?

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Bob Marley
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Re: Kiters going out in conditions beyond their abilities?

Postby Bob Marley » Mon Apr 21, 2014 5:04 am

coleman wrote:Again, I can't be a poser as I am not posturing here. Lets do a little reality check.

Me: free ride, race boards, surf boards, seat diaper harness, 36 yrs old, slightly fragile

You: poser, too cowardly to post videos substantiating your claims

36 years old and you kite like a geriatric old n broken geezer. Based on your admissions of being a kook from texass you have no biz even posting in my threads. You ain't even fit to wipe the sand off my board. :nono:

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Re: Kiters going out in conditions beyond their abilities?

Postby Bille » Mon Apr 21, 2014 5:05 am

Dude --- This is NOT a Dare ; & certainly NOT a Threat ,
but

DON'T DO That AGAIN, your last edit at 8:10

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Re: Kiters going out in conditions beyond their abilities?

Postby Bob Marley » Mon Apr 21, 2014 5:09 am

splatnikGanglion wrote:
Bob Marley wrote:
splatnikGanglion wrote:You guys are killing me. You keep mentioning video/pictures and aren't posting links. It's the internet for christ's sake, throw me a friggin' link already!

Wtf is this another inbred from texass?? Or the same guy running a third handle? :rollgrin:
Nah, I'm that guy you helped out who lost his shit. Sorry man, I was a little shaken from the whole thing and was being a real dick to you. You didn't deserve it and I'm here to apologize. Sorry man, and thanks for looking for my shit. I'll bring you a six pack next time I hit Westport. It'll be a while because I'm going to work on my skills first.

What I didn't say is this cunt from Seattle was bitching at me about something that happened two weeks earlier! He came in from kiting when I was about to rig my gear and gave me major tude. I was about to kick this guys ass since he ain't much bigger than me but he fucked off after a minute. Plus it was in ocean shores. Westport is more kook friendly and not any offshore wind.
:kiff:

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Re: Kiters going out in conditions beyond their abilities?

Postby splatnikGanglion » Mon Apr 21, 2014 5:09 am

Man, it looks like I really messed up your day big time.

Here, I made this for you:

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Re: Kiters going out in conditions beyond their abilities?

Postby coleman » Mon Apr 21, 2014 5:11 am

The diaper is where it's at! Comfort all the way man. No flare ups for my arthritis and it even helps my hemorrhoids.

Just waiting for those videos. That trainer kite sesh doesn't count. Lame poser shit isn't gonna fly when you are better than the pros.

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Re: Kiters going out in conditions beyond their abilities?

Postby splatnikGanglion » Mon Apr 21, 2014 5:12 am

Bob Marley wrote:
What I didn't say is this cunt from Seattle was bitching at me about something that happened two weeks earlier! He came in from kiting when I was about to rig my gear and gave me major tude. I was about to kick this guys ass since he ain't much bigger than me but he fucked off after a minute. Plus it was in ocean shores. Westport is more kook friendly and not any offshore wind.
:kiff:
Yeah, that was me for sure. God, I can be such a dick. My mom is in the hospital right now and I just can't shake it from my mind. I'm such a jerk. Will this make up for it?

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Re: Kiters going out in conditions beyond their abilities?

Postby Bob Marley » Mon Apr 21, 2014 5:13 am

splatnikGanglion wrote:Man, it looks like I really messed up your day big time.

Here, I made this for you:

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Yep it was a real buzz killer but I went on to ride many waves although kooky guy was out there dropping his kite and almost had another kitemate. :rollgrin:

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Re: Kiters going out in conditions beyond their abilities?

Postby splatnikGanglion » Mon Apr 21, 2014 5:14 am

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Re: Kiters going out in conditions beyond their abilities?

Postby Bob Marley » Mon Apr 21, 2014 5:15 am

coleman wrote:The diaper is where it's at! Comfort all the way man. No flare ups for my arthritis and it even helps my hemorrhoids.

Just waiting for those videos. That trainer kite sesh doesn't count. Lame poser shit isn't gonna fly when you are better than the pros.

To identify what is a poser or lame you need to not be a lame poser first off. Hearing your opinion on my kite skills is like listening to a conservative housewife talk politics. :nono:

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Re: Kiters going out in conditions beyond their abilities?

Postby Bob Marley » Mon Apr 21, 2014 5:16 am

splatnikGanglion wrote:
Bob Marley wrote:
What I didn't say is this cunt from Seattle was bitching at me about something that happened two weeks earlier! He came in from kiting when I was about to rig my gear and gave me major tude. I was about to kick this guys ass since he ain't much bigger than me but he fucked off after a minute. Plus it was in ocean shores. Westport is more kook friendly and not any offshore wind.
:kiff:
Yeah, that was me for sure. God, I can be such a dick. My mom is in the hospital right now and I just can't shake it from my mind. I'm such a jerk. Will this make up for it?

Image

Ok that makes up for it. I'll be sure next time you lose your shit to rush to your rescue!!!! :lol:


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