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Re: Yo whats up! Fill me in on some advice real quick homies

Postby fourperf » Wed Jul 01, 2015 6:17 pm

LiquidXtasy wrote:Ahhhhhh, extasy and redbull. Of course I don't kno nothing about rolling yo.

Yo I know yall think this is a joke, but I am for real. The only reason I don't take lessons is because A. I don't know what kind of conditions to look for before I go out and take a lesson. B. If conditions aren't right then I don't want to get jewed out of my money. and C. I feel like I already have enough experience flying a kite and wakeboarding.

I was really coming on here to get some helpful advice but seeing there is nothing but a bunch of haters on here, maybe I have come to the wrong place! Nobody here is hatin nor does anyone here got time for that.
Not so many haters here rather people quick to point out how stupid you sound.

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Re: Yo whats up! Fill me in on some advice real quick homies

Postby TomW » Wed Jul 01, 2015 9:27 pm

Ask this forum to recommend an instructor in your area. You can probably get away with 3 lesson sessions if you have kite skills already. Your wake skills are not too useful yet.
The qualified and recommended instructor will be worth the money if you pay attention .

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Re: Yo whats up! Fill me in on some advice real quick homies

Postby plummet » Wed Jul 01, 2015 9:53 pm

Ok.

I will assume for a moment this is a real enquiry.

To the experienced guys on this thread. Will abuse actually solve the problem? Would you talk to someone on the beach like this?

To MR Xtacy .

As bellow there are 4 stages of learning. You sir are in the 1st stage. Unconcious Incompetence. You do not know what you do not know.......
So you think learning to kite will be easy and you can bypass lessons. That is incorrect and can get you seriously injured.
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Re: Yo whats up! Fill me in on some advice real quick homies

Postby L0KI » Wed Jul 01, 2015 10:40 pm

I'm gonna have to assume this is Do-it just screwing around with an alias?
LiquidX....what great state do you hail from?
What flag do you fly in the back window of your pick-em-up truck?

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Re: Yo whats up! Fill me in on some advice real quick homies

Postby alamos_kiter » Wed Jul 01, 2015 11:13 pm

If you look at the OP's text, it's obviously written by somebody intelligent, educated, not too young, and with rather developed language skills, mimicking the "yo" style. No typos, correct grammar, structured thoughts, literate writing, the liquid xtc (GHB) date rape joke...

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Re: Yo whats up! Fill me in on some advice real quick homies

Postby edt » Wed Jul 01, 2015 11:32 pm

alamos_kiter wrote:If you look at the OP's text, it's obviously written by somebody intelligent, educated, not too young, and with rather developed language skills, mimicking the "yo" style. No typos, correct grammar, structured thoughts, literate writing, the liquid xtc (GHB) date rape joke...
dont stereotype brah he could be legit grom that needs some help

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Re: Yo whats up! Fill me in on some advice real quick homies

Postby LiquidXtasy » Thu Jul 02, 2015 1:29 am

Yall mofos be trippin, no one here is playing games I 'm fo real with this shit. I just called my local kite selling store, and they are telling me that lessons are almost 3 bills. Damn! And that's supposed to be cheaper than a hospital bill? I don't know about this yo, this hobby is way too expensive and I am almost a grand deep with the set up I bought.

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Re: Yo whats up! Fill me in on some advice real quick homies

Postby Do-it » Thu Jul 02, 2015 1:36 am

LiquidXtasy wrote:Damn! And that's supposed to be cheaper than a hospital bill? I don't know about this yo, this hobby is way too expensive and I am almost a grand deep with the set up I bought.


LOLOLOL Word, Bitches be tripping with those prices.

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Re: Yo whats up! Fill me in on some advice real quick homies

Postby Bille » Thu Jul 02, 2015 1:49 am

LiquidXtasy wrote: ...
and I am almost a grand deep with the set up I bought.
And tell us exactly , "WHY" :
You would drop a grand on equipment , that may or may-Not be worth a shit ?

You never said :
A) what you got for equipment, (Brand , size board ,brand Type and size kite).
B) what your weight is.
C) what kind of wind you expect to fly in.

Lets just go from there ; i really don't wanna see Ya Die, so No bashing from Me !!

Dude --- i died once, on a shitty Hang glider ; it Sucked, and i don't wanna see it
happen to You !! There is No guarantee on coming back to life, with that CPR
thing ; i just got Lucky. :o

Bille

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Re: Yo whats up! Fill me in on some advice real quick homies

Postby L0KI » Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:17 am

Wait....let me guess!!

You bought a 2008 Liquid Force Havoc 16M and some piece o crap board for $850 off Craigslist in Florida near Pensacola.

Do-it, you are crackin me up, and after the absolutely shite day I've had, I could definitely use something funny in my life this evening.

Thank you. :yes:


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