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Yo whats up! Fill me in on some advice real quick homies

what bothers you?
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keep flaming - here's your chance !


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Re: Yo whats up! Fill me in on some advice real quick homies

Postby randycasburn » Thu Jul 02, 2015 7:23 pm

Straight up yo from Das EFX in ICE Cube's "Check Yo Self":
Das EFX wrote:So come on and chickity-check yo self before you wreck yo self
Chickity-check yo self before you wreck yo self
Yeah, come on and check yo self before you wreck yo self
Relate!

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Re: Yo whats up! Fill me in on some advice real quick homies

Postby LiquidXtasy » Thu Jul 02, 2015 7:34 pm

Alright well I just got off the phone with the kite schooling teacher and dude says I can be put on stand by until the winds pick up around here. I don't see what the problem is since there's wind outside right now, branches on treez be waving in the wind and shit. I'm going to ask my girl to give me some cash until homeboy pays me what he owes, if not i'm going to have to give him an ass beating. I'm super stoked right now yo. I'm about to go big and show these kats around here how schooling gets done!

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Re: Yo whats up! Fill me in on some advice real quick homies

Postby edt » Thu Jul 02, 2015 8:11 pm

excellent. rock out brah.

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Re: Yo whats up! Fill me in on some advice real quick homies

Postby alamos_kiter » Thu Jul 02, 2015 8:24 pm

That's the right spirit. You might want to consider beating up the wind for faster results.

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Re: Yo whats up! Fill me in on some advice real quick homies

Postby randycasburn » Thu Jul 02, 2015 8:44 pm

Come on...this is just funny. I have to completely agree with alamos. This is a complete joke. Does anyone know any "Gangsta" stylers at all that waffle between gangsta, reggae and moderately educated mid sentence?
LiquidXtasy wrote:Alright well I just got off the phone with the kite schooling teacher and dude says I can be put on stand by until the winds pick up around here. I don't see what the problem is since there's wind outside right now, branches on treez be waving in the wind and shit. I'm going to ask my girl to give me some cash until homeboy pays me what he owes, if not i'm going to have to give him an ass beating. I'm super stoked right now yo. I'm about to go big and show these kats around here how schooling gets done!
How about this waffling gets translated:
On behalf of LiquidXtasy wrote:Yo! Nuff' trippin dog. I be ti'ed of yo whiney tude. yo, jus threw down wit da teach. Put me on da slow til more breez shows yo. Bitch mus be dopin cause its blowin in my hood. Gna grap bills from my bitch til the homeboy fes up the scratch. Hafta dry gulch that mofo. Deez bitches bout to get schoolin up in 'eer.
word! :naughty: :roll: :jump:

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Re: Yo whats up! Fill me in on some advice real quick homies

Postby longwhitecloud » Thu Jul 02, 2015 10:06 pm

Choose steady side shore wind not over 14 knots to start with on a huge sandy beach keeping loads of distance downwind, rehearse using your quick release 10 times first, make friends with other kiters your age that will help you out.

Read this - a lot to learn from it.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... edit#gid=0

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Re: Yo whats up! Fill me in on some advice real quick homies

Postby KYLakeKiter » Thu Jul 02, 2015 10:47 pm

Too funny! Liquid's got this! Don't waste no Benjamins on some busted ass lessons. Wait for the windiest day and go get you some a dat!

I used the translator below. A little dated but it still works :lol:


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Re: Yo whats up! Fill me in on some advice real quick homies

Postby Do-it » Thu Jul 02, 2015 10:53 pm

I don't know why you boys be tripping on me. I ain't the one laying down de truff. It be some other cat calling the shots.

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Re: Yo whats up! Fill me in on some advice real quick homies

Postby NJOY » Thu Jul 02, 2015 11:10 pm

I have a pretty good idea of who started this thread.
I've seen Do-it...he's not a blonde.

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Re: Yo whats up! Fill me in on some advice real quick homies

Postby Eurus » Thu Jul 02, 2015 11:26 pm

Man you guys all took the bait from that troll. Send him back to Kite Scoop.


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