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Hell hath no furry like those without Core kites.

what bothers you?
anything to say without your name?

keep flaming - here's your chance !


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Hell hath no furry like those without Core kites.

Postby ChickenD!ken » Fri Dec 22, 2017 2:09 pm

I’ve been on the forum a few weeks now and have reached two conclusions:

1.) Even kitesurfers can be massive twats when behind a keyboard. No surprise there I guess.

2.) For whatever reason, Core users like myself seem to be disqualified as “pimps” or “whores” when we talk about Core kites on relevant Core threads. So, before I declare this forum a complete waste of my time and f*** off back to the real world, I’d like to ask those who have something critical to say about Core’s products to please do so on this thread. I’m not interested in what you have to say about me or anyone else who enjoys Core, just give me a qualified argument as to why their gear is not for you or why you prefer another manufacturer. The whole package please. Build quality, flight, customer service etc. Thanks and fire away!

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Re: Hell hath no furry like those without Core kites.

Postby jumptheshark » Fri Dec 22, 2017 2:18 pm

Has nothing what so ever to do with the gear, and absolutely everything with the twats who cant stop themselves from spouting endless loads of annoying crap.

Between you, the Captian et al. and DWX it's reached critical mass, and no one really wants to hear it anymore.

Sadly you cant see it and just keep heaping it on.

You managed to wear out your welcome in record time!

I feel for the company, I really do. That kind of stigma sticks.
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Re: Hell hath no furry like those without Core kites.

Postby ChickenD!ken » Fri Dec 22, 2017 2:21 pm

jumptheshark wrote:
Fri Dec 22, 2017 2:18 pm
Has nothing what so ever to do with the gear, and absolutely everything with the idiot twats who cant stop themselves from spouting endless loads of crap.

You managed to wear out your welcome in record time!

I feel for the company, I really do. That kind of stigma sticks.
Thank god they have you to look out for them. After all, I’m just sending them my money. And thank you for completely exonerating the gear and further making my point for me. You think I’m here to sing Kumbaya with you, be merry and make friends. That’s sweet. I’ll try to go on with my sorry existence having worn out the gracious welcome. I hope you won’t take your bitterness out on anyone at your local. Just a tip.

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Re: Hell hath no furry like those without Core kites.

Postby badgb21 » Fri Dec 22, 2017 2:28 pm

and another Core thread.................dude give it a rest will ya!
Are you ok? Looks like you are going into melt down.

Core are great, just let folks explore for themselves.

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Re: Hell hath no furry like those without Core kites.

Postby ChickenD!ken » Fri Dec 22, 2017 2:33 pm

badgb21 wrote:
Fri Dec 22, 2017 2:28 pm
and another Core thread.................dude give it a rest will ya!
Are you ok? Looks like you are going into melt down.

Core are great, just let folks explore for themselves.
Yeah the notion that you’re having Core rammed down your throat is ridiculous. There’s about 1200+ pages worth of threads so I’m hardly bothered by your complaint. Click away..

But I note that it’s now 2-0 for the gear. Much appreciated.

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Re: Hell hath no furry like those without Core kites.

Postby iriejohn » Fri Dec 22, 2017 2:42 pm

Thread title: Hell hath no furry like those without Core kites.

Furry Core? How right you are, you're definitely past your sell by date! :lol:

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Re: Hell hath no furry like those without Core kites.

Postby ChickenD!ken » Fri Dec 22, 2017 2:49 pm

iriejohn wrote:
Fri Dec 22, 2017 2:42 pm
Thread title: Hell hath no furry like those without Core kites.

Furry Core? How right you are, you're definitely past your sell by date. Image

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This one is a real piece of work. Sits like the maniac that he is in his bedroom pontificating on various industry conspiracies. A real Dan Brown of the forum. Spends more time commenting on other people posts than answering OP questions. Class clown but too old to still be held back, I guess.

Not surprised, but certainly impressed if for all the wrong reasons. 3-0 it is..

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Re: Hell hath no furry like those without Core kites.

Postby iriejohn » Fri Dec 22, 2017 3:22 pm

:lol:

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Re: Hell hath no furry like those without Core kites.

Postby jumptheshark » Fri Dec 22, 2017 3:25 pm

ChickenD!ken wrote:
Fri Dec 22, 2017 2:21 pm
You think I’m here to sing Kumbaya with you, be merry and make friends.
Well, That might be a bit flowery, but yeah, that what we are all here for. Share some stoke, swap some stories and pick up and share advice. None of it need be brand related. what are you here for? I mean other than needing to get the last word. It certainly looks like your here to annoy people. It's been brought up by too many people for even you to simply think it's us and not you.

We are all here to talk about kiting, you seem to be here simply to talk about your chosen brand.

That gets really annoying really quick.

You can keep it up, but the response is not likely to get any better.

P.S. just like a pimp to infer that saying our annoyance has nothing to do with the gear equates to completely exonerating everything you blab about.

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Re: Hell hath no furry like those without Core kites.

Postby ChickenD!ken » Fri Dec 22, 2017 3:32 pm

jumptheshark wrote:
Fri Dec 22, 2017 3:25 pm
ChickenD!ken wrote:
Fri Dec 22, 2017 2:21 pm
You think I’m here to sing Kumbaya with you, be merry and make friends.
Well, That might be a bit flowery, but yeah, that what we are all here for. Share some stoke, swap some stories and pick up and share advice. None of it need be brand related. what are you here for? I mean other than needing to get the last word. It certainly looks like your here to annoy people. It's been brought up by too many people for even you to simply think it's us and not you.

We are all here to talk about kiting, you seem to be here simply to talk about your chosen brand.

That gets really annoying really quick.

You can keep it up, but the response is not likely to get any better.

P.S. just like a pimp to infer that saying our annoyance has nothing to do with the gear equates to completely exonerating everything you blab about.
That’s so nice, man. Really big of you. Of course, the moment you call someone a pimp, you totally lose any hope of being taken seriously thereafter.

Still waiting for actual gear comments/critiques. 4-0 and counting..


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