Chain a kite to what?

To the maid ???

What happened to the maid?
Is she all right?
Someone said that she wore one of those French maid outfits !

Wouldn't it be great to live in a luxury chateau in the South of France,just across from a killer kite spot. With a collection of luxury cars and of course,a French maid ! Ah! My favorite fantasy !

Get up late,just as the wind starts to pick up.

Do the maid

Have breakfast

Go for a light wind kiting session

Go for lunch on the balcony and watch the kiters

Do the maid

The wind really KICKS in ,go out for Mega session!

Have dinner,coupla beers, maybe a nice bottle of wine.

Think of doing the maid,but to exhausted, fall asleep.

I guess when I come up with a new kite design,I will patent it,make heaps of money and then live this lifestyle !

Hey rockstar, what if you could have all this BUT could only ride Best kites and would have to kiss Alex's ass on this forum instead of bashing him.
Still a fantasy?

Hmmm.........

If Fokiten can sell out ,I guess I could.

It would take more than one free kite to make me a pimp or a whore !

That's some funny shiznit. Thanks for the entertainment. Oh, by the way, what the hell are you trying to say?