diptera, on your website you thank your parents for everything'n'stuff.
Just think if the ambASSador would talk to YOUR parents the way he talked in the vid [for whatever reason] - hopefully you'll understand...
BTW, a good (read nasty) lawyer can turn upside down just anything, he could put in jail the bitch, AbASSador, and the old guy alltogether on the same hearing.
You talked to a bad (read good human) laywer...
But hey, nice pic on "Your profile", way to go -

it sure will attract more sponsors... lemme see... oops you don't have ones...
CC, exatamente, exatamente meu amigo!
I'm not an american, but I often travel there, and it's exactly how it works here. Lawyers instead of normal human talking, I mean...
Nasty, but true. Even worse when some ambASSador shits at a great spot for a couple of days, gets it banned and disappears.
"Short and simple" was meant for well respected spots outside of US.
A couple of upper-cuts from a local crew always work much more effective and easily understood.
Everybody makes mistakes (crash kites, cursing, whatever), it's ok, we all do that. But it takes a special level of stupidity to publish and brag about them. Yet another thing you know now...
Damn, where's the hero? Shitting at some other great spot?..