Ok so it seams that a lot of poeple just love to fight in here and topics are constantly hijacked by people fighting over some other topic.

So. I suggest CELEBRITY FIGHT CLUB.

Rule one- We dont talk about celebrity fight club
Rule two- We dont talk about celebrity fight club

Rule Three- Two people are choosen to fight and only those two people can post on the thread.

A Topic will be posted and contestants must defend there point of view on the topic. First to post gets to choose their side of the issue. Second to post must take opposite point of view. This will test the skills of the fighter as one may have to defend a position they do not personally hold.

The two fighters can post for 5 days on the thread.

At the end of the 5 day period. Other members of the forum will vote on who won the fight.

Judging Criteria:- Please judge the winner based on the following
1. best Defense of there side of the issue
2. Comedic value
3. Slams- (for excellent come backs)

Next post will announce the first fight-

Any one with a Topic Idea and Two Celebrity contestants that would argue separate points please post them on this thread.

no wind ??

it must be winter time..

Great idea, lets face it it happens anyway so why not make some fun out of it...

I suggest - ROCKSTAR VS FOKITEN _ TOPIC _ ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS TRUE OR FALSE ?

DAMN THESE FILTER KEYS>>>

As if he could stay on topic,

There has been no exchange of info in the past, these boorish sorts have only one defense and that's to be offensive.

You can look at the "bow bar" thread for example.

What contest?

I make and support kitesurf assertions, and the rubes indulge themselves with prattle.

That's just how it is... true or false?

as if...dudes, as if
fokiten

Fokiten just got really offensive in the bar debate.

Thats when you know that he knows that you know that he is beaten !

That and the old standby,dribling verbal diarrhea in the vain hope that no one will know what he is on about. Which sums up 90% of what he writes !

Witness this crap

"I make and support kitesurf assertions, and the rubes indulge themselves with prattle. "

What the fuck is a rube ?Someone with a rod on their head,with which to type ?
Or,could it be an unsophisticated Country bumkin ? Like Fokiten?

Like I said,verbal diarreah ! Or should that be written diarreah ?

Sending r/star to the Dictonary is just a small part of a larger public service,,,

Think about it?

A leering dead head clutching his hair buns; a bit of lip- spittle; crouched and stalking your little sister...

No,, It's a better thing to keep him working on his vocabulary.

Dissolute

Like I said,offensiveness is Fokiten's last line of defence.

Trying to cover himself now by offering pathetic excuses for using obscure language.

Like I said, when all else fails he will resort to gibberish and unused language.

This could be explained by something else.

Fo does not actually realise that the words that he uses are not used in the real World.
Most of what he knows comes from books. Everything he "knows"about kitesurfing comes from what he reads on the Forums and magazines.

Even his beloved Hellfish came by mail (thats if he REALLY has one !)

It makes sense. Why would someone try to impress people on a kite forum with their knowledge of obscure English??

Its because he has NO real contact with kiters ! Most probably very limited contact with any real people. Maybe his Nurse,but thats about it.
If he has any relatives,they stay far away from him because of his cantankerous ,insulting behavior.

He has no idea that we are hedonistic fools,that spend most of our time kiting and surfing etc.and generally hanging out at the beach,instead of studying poetry and English.
Can you imagine the reaction from your buddies at the beach,if you showed up and started talking like this?
"I assert that rubes have spittle from their prattle" ?

Yeah right !
Prattle on prat !!

jackanapes

I rest my case.

I have won.
Fokiten has lost.

Were done here.