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Paying Royalty - One Must Insist

Postby The Queen » Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:46 am

One has recently been made aware of certain disreputable kitesurfing companies that have not been paying royalties. It is with extreme displeasure and regret that I must make this appeal to those that are not paying any royalty at all to pay forthwith. I would like to remind all kite company owners of the terrible expense of maintaining a royal family. People only seem to think of the state functions and ceremonies, however there are many hidden costs, such as having deceased corgies cloned, paying orf the tabloids, and little Harries cocaine habit. Not to mention the ever rising cost of swan pâté.

It also been brought to my attention that a certain individual of French extraction has been claiming royalties. Please remember that French people are awfully smelly, garlic eating little tosspots. We beat them in many wars, and saved them from the Germans against all good advice to the contrary. Not to mention that they killed anyone of decent breeding by chopping their heads orf, the savages.

Now, pay up, and dont make me send Charles around, lest you experience you own anus horribilus.

Kind Regards,

HRH, The Queen.

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Postby fat blokes can fly » Fri Mar 03, 2006 3:58 am

Don't forget "Rainbow Warrior"!

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Postby Mattdog » Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:32 am

Fi Fie Fo Fum, I smell the blood of a Fo-mun

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Postby brunolgx » Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:44 am

you are not well informed, I am not french but world citizen :D
Bruno

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Postby RideLow » Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:44 am

The English queen is damn sexy.

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Postby bragnouff » Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:48 am

Sometimes I feel like I wouldn't mind seeing a few more heads chopped off...
Just for fun!

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Postby EdDy_DiFfUsIvItY » Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:01 am

brunolgx wrote:you are not well informed, I am not french but world citizen :D
Bruno


Fuck me - is that Bruno L - THE man ?

:bye: :bye: :bye: :bye:

i like that - World Citizen.

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Postby Kitedude » Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:11 am

i'd tell you what i think of the Queen but this is a family forum.

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Postby Jam » Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:27 am

Kitedude wrote:i'd tell you what i think of the Queen but this is a family forum.

you dirty bugger, she's old enough to be your grandmother (maybe).


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