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 Post subject: I found out who Jack schitt is!!
PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:36 pm 
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For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!"

Well, thanks to my genealogical efforts, you can now respond in an Sensible and informed manner.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She became known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition which they named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg Schitt-Happens, Byrd Schitt-Happens, and Hoarse Schitt-Happens.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can truly correct them .


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:46 pm 
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I think you could find some of the Dip Schitts relatives here on the forum,
who are posting negative judgmental commentary
without even test flying that Brand they comment on,
especially when it comes to focusing in light wind riding. :bye:


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:35 pm 
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so does that mean jack kites?


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DrLightWind wrote:
I think you could find some of the Dip Schitts relatives here on the forum,
who are posting negative judgmental commentary
without even test flying that Brand they comment on,
especially when it comes to focusing in light wind riding. :bye:


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zenna kitesurf, would it be ok to fly over and kick you right in the balls? I mean kicked like a striker from Manchester United high on roids would kick.......


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Somewhere along the line, one of the Schitt's maiden names had to have been Fude.... y'know, before they became Schitt?

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