Think you better get out there and start planting some trees!
The fact that you admit to having flown kites near powerlines before makes you look even more of a DICK!
Your only redeeming character is that you`ve got the balls to publish a story of that magnitude of stupidity! I`m suprised you`ve managed to switch on the computer with your limited knowledge of electricity!
Stay in, watch TV and eat junk! Don`t leave the sofa!