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WKC - World Kiteboarding Council

Postby tungsten222 » Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:13 pm

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Re: WKC - World Kiteboarding Council

Postby Antoine » Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:00 pm

I think you should also decide of which manufacturer is the best based on a WKC approval of only a few thousand dollars, that will certify that they have the best and safest WKC gear.

I am thinking of starting the KCUF: Kitesurfing Council Useless Fiasco

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Re: WKC - World Kiteboarding Council

Postby nomorebikinis » Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:07 pm

Tungsten222 I will become member of your association provided that you become member of my associations, which are:

1. GKW: Globe Kitersassociation for Women (men are ofcourse welcome, kids, dogs as well);
2. WKH: World Kitersorganisation for people with a Handicap;
3. WKS: World kite organisation for spouses who have to sit at home waiting till their kitehusbands come home from kiting;
4. UKW: United Kiteorganisation for widowers of kiters;
5. UNH: United Nations of kitehaters (I think they are called windsurfers);

It is of the greatest importance that every member of this forum (+ family) donates 50 Euros to these associations. Toby must have something like a third parties account :lol: I really do not see how else you can blow up IKO and IKA.

IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THEM, JOIN THEM

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Re: WKC - World Kiteboarding Council

Postby Satan » Sat Jan 10, 2009 6:35 pm

Screw all you people. I'm starting the IGKA (Inter-galactic Kiteboard Association) and I will have authority over all of earth-bound losers. I'm at the top of the money pyramid. Tungsten, I own you!!!

Seriously, anybody wanting to be certified (instructor or kiter) by the WKO, send me some money. I'm even giving out Ph.D.'s in kiting ($50). "Dr. Lightwind", I insist you stop calling yourself a Dr. until you send me the money for your kiteboarding Ph.D. Reverends/ministers/rabbi of the Church of Kitesurf are $7 (Please contact local authorities before administering marriages).

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Re: WKC - World Kiteboarding Council

Postby blowhard » Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:00 pm

fuk that shit
My Interdimensional Kite Authourity
trumps that BS
you owe me
A brazilian $

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Re: WKC - World Kiteboarding Council

Postby DrLightWind » Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:43 am

Satan wrote: I'm even giving out Ph.D.'s in kiting ($50). "Dr. Lightwind", I insist you stop calling yourself a Dr. until you send me the money for your kiteboarding Ph.D. Reverends/ministers/rabbi of the Church of Kitesurf are $7 (Please contact local authorities before administering marriages).

Hmmmm, I'm not the one but people were caling me like that because:
Being the only rider out shredding Up-Wind in a light winds all the time,
busting air off on butter flat water as the sun passes
Haahaahaa...

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or any other undesirable consequence or general misfortune resulting
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